Before you die will you please transfer the title on our rental house into my name exclusively?  I'd hate to have to hassle w/ probate matters.  This means you can't die until Monday as the title companies cannot file w/ the State on weekends.
I hope I find your corpse.  I'll have it nicely "posed" for the coroner.  Also, your bike is going to mysteriously "disappear".
Oh ya, I'd miss you.