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Offline Jackal1

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« on: October 17, 2004, 03:48:33 AM »
Vroom Vroom Vroom  I love Nascar.

  Gota love Cletus T. Judd`s " I lLove Nascar" video.
  The line "Tony Stewart is such a whiner" showing the pit stop by Mommie`s wittle boy with the giant baby bottle stuck into the cockpit by the pit crew is hilarious.
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2004, 08:01:15 AM »
Sounds like he was talking about poor wittle Jeff Gordon and just got the name wrong:D

Everytime wittle Jeff has a bad day he blames everyone but himself and stomps off to see the NASCAR officials to whine and protest.
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2004, 08:44:52 AM »
Yea, Jeffy boy is a bit squeaky, but can`t nobody out whine Stewart.
  I loved it when Stewart had been throwing the tantrums and running up and getting in everyone`s face yelling and poking fingers in their chest. It worked real well on the panty waist young ones, but when he tried it on Sterling... one look, one punch, lights out. Tony had to get mommy to change his didi. lmao
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2004, 08:54:17 AM »
Nobody can out whine Kevin Harvick. Unless you count Earnhardt, Sr.
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2004, 12:34:01 PM »
NASCAR?  is that where they race fake "stock cars"?

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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2004, 12:42:42 PM »
WWF on wheels.

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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2004, 01:19:57 PM »
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Nobody can out whine Kevin Harvick. Unless you count Earnhardt, Sr.


Your ignorance is showing. Not that it surprises anyone.
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2004, 02:50:48 PM »
Better than paint-drying on wheels (F1).

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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2004, 07:15:30 PM »
C'mon Virgil. Dale,Sr was the queen of the whiners when he lost.
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2004, 07:50:14 PM »
Hey Jackal, you can't be in the same location as me, I was there first.

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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2004, 01:30:12 AM »
LOL
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2004, 07:31:24 AM »
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C'mon Virgil. Dale,Sr was the queen of the whiners when he lost.


Whatever you think. The guy was famous for saying things like "shut up and drop the rag" or "quit *****ing and race". He spoke his mind about NASCAR, and whatever else he felt necessary. Speaking your mind is not necessarily whining. Know your subject matter. Or look like a fool, whatever you want to do.
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2004, 07:37:11 AM »
Go fast, turn left.

They could atleast make it interesting, random explosives in the tires... gaping potholes on the track... drunk shirtless mullet wearing slack jawed yokels wandering onto the track to pick a fight with the car that dun did had sex with his sister...
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2004, 12:37:10 PM »
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Go fast, turn left.

They could atleast make it interesting, random explosives in the tires... gaping potholes on the track... drunk shirtless mullet wearing slack jawed yokels wandering onto the track to pick a fight with the car that dun did had sex with his sister...
-SW


 LOL No, that would be the early days of Dirt Tracking.
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