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Offline ra

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« on: October 18, 2004, 01:17:12 PM »
This is funny stuff.  Some UK newpaper tried to influence Ohio voters to vote for Kerry.   Read the responses, some of them are too funny.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uselections2004/story/0,13918,1329858,00.html

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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2004, 01:29:47 PM »
...and some of them look like certain people here wrote them.

:)
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2004, 01:31:48 PM »
I wish I had written this one:

"Have you not noticed that Americans don't give two ****s what Europeans think of us? Each email someone gets from some arrogant Brit telling us why to NOT vote for George Bush is going to backfire, you stupid, yellow-toothed pansies ... I don't give a rat's bellybutton if our election is going to have an effect on your worthless little life. I really don't. If you want to have a meaningful election in your crappy little island full of ****ty food and yellow teeth, then maybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels and Berlin, dip****. Oh, yeah - and brush your whoopeeed teeth, you filthy animals. "

That guy has my subtle style.

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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2004, 01:35:35 PM »
The classic eloquent American.

Atleast our penchant for poorly constructed respones can't be phased by education.
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2004, 01:52:21 PM »
lol ra...thank you for proving my point.
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2004, 02:04:24 PM »
Glad to oblige, now go brush your teeth.

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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2004, 02:09:31 PM »
Who'd expect anything different from a bunch of backwards colonials?  The Brits think it's funny because they already know we're a bunch of low-life scum who couldn't learn how to piss without verbal instruction in 3 languages and a demonstration by a government representative.

Factoid I heard on the radio recently - The UK medical system is fully socialized but is experiencing a severe shortage of doctors due to low wages and demand that is uncompensated by any merit-based rewards.  An indication of how long this situation will last is found in the fact that of the over 1000 immigrant or foreign, fully licensed and accredited, physicians present in the UK, only 14 (yes, fourteen) have been allowed to begin work.  The rest are tied up in bureaucratic nonsense that asks them to go through a number of expensive and time consuming steps (including asking experienced doctors to re-accomplish 2 more years of residence training), after which they're told that they're still not going to get credentialed, so sorry.

The Brits are the last people I'd ever ask for advice on government unless I specifically intended to send my country on a long slow slide to mediocrity.  They have specifically set things up here in the UK to be unpleasant enough to have something to complain about over a pint at the local pub, but not quite unpleasant enough to actually DO anything.  That's why it's the year 2004 and windows still don't have screens, doors don't have doorknobs, new houses are built without central air or heat, to get a hot shower they plumb cold water to the tub and then electrically heat the water on the fly so all you get is a trickle unless you pump in a few thousand watts, and they still can't figure out how to combine hot and cold water in a faucet to get warm water.  I asked a home depot style store guy here what it would take to get warm water at my kitchen sink, and he directed me to a plumber he knew who could probably get it done for $2000, but he wasn't sure if he'd be able to get the parts.  No demand for it you see, sorry old chap.

It's like the whole country is on some lab created socialist drug that causes people to think they're superior to everyone else and treat any change or innovation as somewhat less desirable than the black death.  So if they pick Kerry over Bush...  Well, that just about says it all for him I think.
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« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2004, 02:12:24 PM »
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...and some of them look like certain people here wrote them.

:)


I'm pretty confident that most Americans share the sentiment, if not the vernacular, expressed in the letter quoted by ra.
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2004, 02:20:51 PM »
I think the point is that a bunch of foreign papers supporting kerrie are worse than no support at all.

I don't think you non Americans understand how resentful most Americans are about your smug interferance..

we can drag each other through the mud and slam each other but we sure don't appreciate your doing it.

lazs

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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2004, 02:55:30 PM »
I don't disagree with you guys at all...in fact this was mentioned on a local blog about two weeks ago and I told everyone at that time not to be surprised if a bunch of responents from Ohio told them to go "fly a kite" or other stronger phrases.

I'm a Bush supporter...don't get all defensive with me.
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2004, 04:45:28 PM »
I didnt like the language used in the article either but then I tend to use my own judgment rather then someone who starts an article off as "dear limey sweethunks". But then I dont even live in ohio either so who cares.

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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2004, 04:58:41 PM »
this one was good



KEEP YOUR ****IN' LIMEY HANDS OFF OUR ELECTION. HEY, ****HEADS, REMEMBER THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR? REMEMBER THE WAR OF 1812? WE DIDN'T WANT YOU, OR YOUR POLITICS HERE, THAT'S WHY WE KICKED YOUR tulips OUT. FOR THE 47% OF YOU WHO DON'T WANT PRESIDENT BUSH, I SAY THIS ... TOUGH ****!


if they dont care, how come they cared enough to fire off a angry letter?

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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2004, 05:03:33 PM »
They don't care about their opinion, they care about them attempting to meddle in US politics.

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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2004, 05:09:30 PM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
I think the point is that a bunch of foreign papers supporting kerrie are worse than no support at all.

I don't think you non Americans understand how resentful most Americans are about your smug interferance..

we can drag each other through the mud and slam each other but we sure don't appreciate your doing it.

lazs


I agree no matter who it is they support, even if its the same guy I do.
you worry about your elections and let us worry about ours.

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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2004, 05:13:01 PM »
I think the good people of OH have been the victims of a good old British send up. The 'helpful hints' on the Guardian page absolutely reeks of tongue in cheek. The Brits have a weird sense of humour at the best of times. The fact that they published the mad replies suggests that is exactly what they wanted.

I agree with the sentiments in the letters though that the election is no damm business of any foreigners.  Although I do think it's a wind up. It is close to the bone.

But what is this fascination Americans have with Brits teeth? I don't get it?