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Offline hawker238

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« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2004, 09:04:12 PM »
Hooray for propaganda!

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« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2004, 09:14:12 PM »
Actually Rip didn't claim he knew the author; he only claimed to have known the recipient. At any rate it's been a tough couple of months for Momma- first she was on vacation in Rio and someone stole one of her kidneys, then she got swindled in a Nigerian banking scam, and now this- it's been more than a seventy-something year old woman should have to bear.

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« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2004, 09:27:34 PM »
On the plus side, you are probably not Rip's kid.

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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2004, 10:36:04 PM »
that was great airhead.

Mucho thanks.

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« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2004, 10:39:25 PM »
Have you no shame Airhead? Leave your momma's sign alone.
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« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2004, 10:40:24 PM »
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Originally posted by Airhead
You calling my Momma a liar? :mad:


He's callin yah a Titor Airhead coolit..
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« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2004, 07:25:59 PM »
Meanwhile.....

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He said a Republican neighbor who lost two yard signs insisted, "It's not happening to Democrats."

Klammer said that late last Wednesday, shortly after the last presidential debate had ended, his wife heard a noise outside.

Klammer said when he walked outside with his cell phone, he saw a pickup parked at the curb and someone using a box-cutter to try to take the "Dave Thomas" sign he had bolted to his fence, clearly on his property.

Thomas is the Democratic candidate in the 7th District. Klammer said an earlier Thomas sign had been vandalized.

Klammer said he and the stranger tussled over the sign. As Klammer relayed the plate number on the pickup to police, he said the man hopped into the passenger side and the pickup fled west on West 32nd Avenue past Simms Street.

Police said the pickup was registered to Jan and Randal Wagner, but they were not home.

Later that night, the officer heard Jan Wagner's name on the police radio and investigated. It turns out that other officers had discovered a man, identified as Randal Wagner, down in front of an office building at West 42nd and Kipling streets.

Police said Randal Wagner had been stealing a campaign sign that promotes the Jefferson County school district's tax and bond election when he fell and hurt himself.

Police said Jan Wagner was parked across the street and had about two dozen campaign signs in the pickup. They include signs for U.S. Senate candidate Ken Salazar and district attorney candidate Mary Malatesta.

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http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/cda/article_print/0,1983,DRMN_36_3264139_ARTICLE-DETAIL-PRINT,00.html


I think that holds a little more water than Airhead's "momma".

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« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2004, 08:33:05 PM »
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On the plus side, you are probably not Rip's kid.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
That's funny. I don't care who you are!
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Offline Torque

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« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2004, 09:29:50 PM »
Yeah, Rex is funny, he gains my respect in that field.

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« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2004, 09:53:16 PM »
Holy crap!  Vancouver has been annexed?!  :eek: