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« on: October 20, 2004, 04:36:44 PM »
API and UPI reported today that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide". The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate". This may have been precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of their White flag factories, thus disabling their Military for the time being.

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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2004, 04:42:18 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2004, 04:46:22 PM »
I never tire of these "Surrendering French" jokes.

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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2004, 04:48:25 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2004, 04:51:23 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2004, 04:58:39 PM »
What is it with French jokes these days? Is it because they didn't step in line like the Poodle or does it go back further then that?



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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2004, 05:12:47 PM »
I dunno, I guess it's funny . . . or something.
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2004, 05:26:50 PM »
Poor straffo.
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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2004, 05:29:02 PM »
Jeez when havn't there been french jokes?

They are a staple of the international joke comunity!

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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2004, 05:31:30 PM »
Tres amusant, monsieur.  But ironic considering France's record of detecting and dealing with terrorists.

C'est la vie.

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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2004, 05:31:57 PM »
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Originally posted by Gixer
What is it with French jokes these days? Is it because they didn't step in line like the Poodle or does it go back further then that?
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Don't insult Poodles....

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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2004, 05:40:29 PM »
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What is it with French jokes these days? Is it because they didn't step in line like the Poodle or does it go back further then that?



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Usually you don't "step in line" when you have your hand in the cookie jar so to speak.

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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2004, 06:01:16 PM »
Just saw it on TV with my own eyes

Kerry said he was going ot help the Haitians. In perfect french
No wonder the french like him so much.
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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2004, 06:02:01 PM »
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Usually you don't "step in line" when you have your hand in the cookie jar so to speak.


Speaking of cookie jars, have you seen the latest stats on obesity?

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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2004, 06:15:31 PM »
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Speaking of cookie jars, have you seen the latest stats on obesity?



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One of the FDBs might see that!