Okay, I confess, after being badgered by fatty, gordo, and other bastards about my "suthirn accent", I hearby confess I am the king. My wife took some pics of me last night to prove it.
My reaction after being shot down by torque...
fatty and gordo in the front row wanting ACM advice...
Thank you, Thank you very Much...
Demonstrating a zoom climb in a 109 to bigbird...
Well there, the secret is out. Have fun with it.

Regards,
The "King"