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Offline Swoop

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« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2004, 03:47:33 PM »
Although.......I gotta say sending the 835 soldiers of the Black Watch to protect the 135,000 American soldiers in question......well it's kinda overkill don'tcha think?  

It's alright yanks, you guys can get some sleep now, the Brits are here.  Don't worry, nothing's gonna disturb you lads now, sleep well.  Yes, ok, we'll leave the light on.  Aw ok, you can have your comfort blankets.  Yes and the teddy bear.  What?  Another glass of water?  Jeez.  


Ahem.

The British government have also released the following statement to the families of the soldiers of the Black Watch:

"It is true that sending the Black Watch further north will increase the danger they may be in but that's only due to them being within rifle shot range of the American troops."


ok, I'm done making jokes now in my attempt at not letting this thread get all political.

Yanks.


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« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2004, 03:53:02 PM »


"BATTALION......FIX ......BAYONETS"

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« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2004, 03:53:32 PM »
what happens to the american troops if the insurgency stops once the british get there?

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« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2004, 04:15:03 PM »
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Originally posted by Curval


"BATTALION......FIX ......BAYONETS"



My favorite British Sergeant Major was the guy in "Zulu". Love that movie.

We need those guys.

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« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2004, 04:19:29 PM »
I prefer the 'Carry On' version where they lifted their kilts and all the baddies ran away!

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« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2004, 04:21:38 PM »
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Luckily, being European they also have brains, so perhaps an improvement in the situation can be achieved.



More anti american gibberish from an envious assshole
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2004, 04:23:47 PM »
I liked the Monty Python SM,

SM:  "Is there anything you'd RATHER be doing that marching up and down the square?"

Private:  "Reading a book?"

SM:  "RIGHT off you go then".
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« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2004, 04:24:47 PM »
well its about time some of our allies climbed out of there forts and get in the same zip code of where the metal meets the meat.
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« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2004, 04:29:22 PM »
LOL! Guy round the corner from us is a colonel in the army. He went to Basra for 3 days and got shot at and rpg'd on each day.  

But he didn't make a fuss about it

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« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2004, 05:25:02 PM »
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Well, you do have a rather good saying,



Here's another:  plow you, you salamander.

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« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2004, 05:29:24 PM »
must...resist...backseat...mo deration.
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« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2004, 05:38:40 PM »
Ravells, he's a brave lad.  I don't consider myself a coward but I'm certain that I'd be pretty damned scared if I got shot at..... especially the first time or 10.

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« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2004, 05:43:29 PM »
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Originally posted by GScholz
Luckily, being European they also have brains, so perhaps an improvement in the situation can be achieved.


I'll be happy when the first one of these Europeans make it to this Board...

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« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2004, 05:47:08 PM »
Actually, you began this mess.. so how could you be responding?

BTW, not sure you are referring to me.  I'm not anti European.  I do not approve of the actions of the French, German, and Spanish Govt's in regards to Iraq....if you consider that anti European... well you got me then.
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« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2004, 05:48:53 PM »
Brits!

Thanks for the support.

Mox