« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Down

Author Topic: Blonde or Brunette  (Read 1172 times)

Offline Nash

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11705
      • http://sbm.boomzoom.org/
Blonde or Brunette
« on: October 22, 2004, 08:39:49 PM »
Which do you prefer?

The reason I ask, is that in another thread about Anne Coulter, DREDIOCK said that he thinks Coulter is "hot as hell". He is far from alone in sharing that sentiment. Lotsa folks here seem to think she is as "hot as hell".

Me - I never saw it. I don't see it. Frankly, she kinda looks to me like John Kerry - who looks more like E.T. than he does Munster.

I digress...

To get to the bottom of this, and as a public service to you all, I performed an experiment.

The results were shocking.

The premise was that I thought folks were responding to her blonde hair. It's that striking kind of blonde. The kind of blonde that, when walking down the street, BOOM! yer eyes are immediately drawn to it. At least mine are.

I dig brunettes way better than I dig blondes, but there's no mistaking... my eyes dart for the blondes first.

So the question in my mind was: Is Coulter seen as hot merely because of her hair? I most certainly don't find her facial features that striking.

"It's gotta be the hair", I said to myself.

So I went looking for a neutral picture of Coulter. Not a glamour shot, and not one of those candid shots that would make anyone look like a monster. Just a plain 'ol neutral shot that gives the best indication of what she really looks like.

The idea was, to make her blonde hair brunette and see what happened. I was expecting her to turn into an ungodly mutt right in front of my eyes.

The thing is.... it didn't exactly happen that way.

I still find her completely unremarkable, but the thing that stood out was that by turning her into a brunette, she got better looking to me.

My experiment had gone awry. The results were in. It became not so much about how Coulter's vibe was a misleading blonde ruse, it had exposed me for the brunette worshiper I am.

Here is the documentation:






So the question is.....

Are you one of the guys that have a crush on Coulter?

If so, how do you rate the before/after pictures?

Are you one of the "Coulter? Give me a break" guys?

If so, how do you rate the before/after pictures?

This is serious business.

Yours in the name of science.
Logged

Offline JB73

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 8780
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2004, 08:59:53 PM »
Blondes make me horny as a toad, but brunettes make me think "what is she hiding in the bedroom"



mind you IRL i have only had one "true" blonde, rest were brunettes when they stood on their heads.
Logged
I don't know what to put here yet.

Offline Martlet

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4390
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2004, 09:06:49 PM »
I don't find her the least bit attractive, blonde or brunette.
Logged

Offline Hawklore

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4798
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2004, 09:34:03 PM »
She's ugly..

But looks better as a brunette..

and I prefer brunettes/redheads
Logged
"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh

Offline john9001

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9453
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2004, 09:36:15 PM »
do you have one in red hair?
Logged

Offline Nash

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11705
      • http://sbm.boomzoom.org/
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2004, 09:44:18 PM »
« Last Edit: October 22, 2004, 09:52:46 PM by Nash »
Logged

Offline FUNKED1

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6866
      • http://soldatensender.blogspot.com/
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2004, 10:01:05 PM »
What Nash won't admit is that he didn't get REALLY turned on until he Photoshopped a wiener onto her.
Logged

Offline Nash

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11705
      • http://sbm.boomzoom.org/
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2004, 10:03:01 PM »
Heh nice try.

I aint gonna be baited into making an animated weiner on her forehead. :)

Not this time. No WAY.
Logged

Offline Curval

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11572
      • http://n/a
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2004, 10:05:24 PM »
The sexiest women on this planet have jet black hair attached to beautiul heads of Asian women.
Logged
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

Offline Halo

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3222
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2004, 10:22:14 PM »
Neat thread, Nash.  Dunno, Coulter is nice enough looking in any shade of hair, but no special turn on.  

As for preferring one shade of hair over another, have seen greats in all colors, but overall I prefer dark brown or black hair.
Logged
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. (Seneca, 1st century AD, et al)
Practice random acts of kindness and senseless beauty. (Anne Herbert, 1982, Sausalito, CA)
Paramedic to Perkaholics Anonymous

Offline NUKE

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 8599
      • Arizona Greens
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2004, 10:29:48 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Curval
The sexiest women on this planet have jet black hair attached to beautiul heads of Asian women.


Mexican/Latino women can be pretty freaking hot too.
Logged

Offline Hawklore

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4798
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2004, 10:49:31 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Nash


Redhead, she looks hot...

:( :mad:
Logged
"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh

Offline JB73

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 8780
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2004, 11:06:11 PM »
first off mexican / latino are T3H H0tt3ST!!!!!!!!! dude they r0xx0r!!!







also all red heads are PSYCHO> havent meet one thats is not PSYCHO yet!
Logged
I don't know what to put here yet.

Offline scout

  • Zinc Member
  • *
  • Posts: 93
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2004, 11:59:53 PM »
'Scientific' answer though I have a nagging feeling this is not what this thread is about.
:/

Brunettes looks better because the dark hair frames and enhances the face.

Coulter. Not godlooking (in that pic anyway).
« Last Edit: October 23, 2004, 12:05:34 AM by scout »
Logged

Offline Nash

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11705
      • http://sbm.boomzoom.org/
Blonde or Brunette
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2004, 12:05:46 AM »
"Scientific" answers are more than good.

Whatever it takes.

Thars a reason for the phenomenon. Hell if I know...
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Up
« previous next »