Author Topic: Van Helsing (Read 317 times)

Sandman · « **on:** October 25, 2004, 10:27:34 PM »

Saw it on DVD during the weekend. I have two words.

C-A-T-A-S-T-R-O-P-H-I-C - A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N

The story is all over the place... Jekyll and Hyde, Frankenstein's Monster, Dracula, Werewolf, and even some alien style pod things.

About 2/3 through it, I finally just turned it off.

Skip this blunder... go see Hell Boy... it's much better.

Slash27 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 25, 2004, 10:30:03 PM »

I caught just enough of it to go to sleep thinking about Kate Beckinsale ( not sure about the spelling, sure about her being ***** hot)

Sandman · « **Reply #2 on:** October 25, 2004, 10:33:06 PM »

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Originally posted by Slash27
I caught just enough of it to go to sleep thinking about Kate Beckinsale ( not sure about the spelling, sure about her being ***** hot)

If you have a thing for KB... Underworld is for you.

Slash27 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 25, 2004, 10:38:33 PM »

Saw that too. Cant wait for the sequel:D

( I even watched Serendipity, but keep that between us:aok )

Sandman · « **Reply #4 on:** October 25, 2004, 10:47:04 PM »

Eeewwww.

SOB · « **Reply #5 on:** October 25, 2004, 11:36:35 PM »

Wait, so Van Helsing was bad? Say it ain't so, Joe, 'cause it looked so good in the previews! (blatant sarcasm)

NUKE · « **Reply #6 on:** October 25, 2004, 11:38:55 PM »

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Originally posted by SOB
Wait, so Van Helsing was bad? Say it ain't so, Joe, 'cause it looked so good in the previews! (blatant sarcasm)

SOB, you are a big piece of crow chit...other than that, I hate you!

jigsaw · « **Reply #7 on:** October 26, 2004, 12:03:44 AM »

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Originally posted by Sandman
If you have a thing for KB... Underworld is for you.

Amen! KB in vinyl!

Saw VH in the theater just because it had KB and HJ in it. IF she hadn't died at the end, I may have been able to walk out of the theater without hiding my face. As she did, there was nothing to keep me from feeling like I'd not wasted money. Well, maybe the brunette bride.

DVD extras are "almost" redeeming. Great set of behind the scenes/making of stuff, and there's a bonus disc with all three original b&w versions of Dracula, Frankenstein, and Wolfman.

May have to see Serendipity some time just to get a KB fix. Not sure if I can stomach Leotardo to see her in The Aviator.

Saintaw · « **Reply #8 on:** October 26, 2004, 12:10:43 AM »

VH was bad, but I just saw something that beats it hands down in awfullness: Sky Captain... what a load of *** !

Mini D · « **Reply #9 on:** October 26, 2004, 12:29:46 AM »

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Originally posted by jigsaw
May have to see Serendipity some time just to get a KB fix. Not sure if I can stomach Leotardo to see her in The Aviator.

Ahhh... a man who know's his kate. Serendipity does it for me too. Underworld was good, but she moves me in Serendipity.

Everyone else... heed sandman's warning. It will be a painfull day when I have to purchase VanHelsing on DvD.

LePaul · « **Reply #10 on:** October 26, 2004, 12:30:39 AM »

Yea, sadly I paid $8 to see it at the theater a few months back.

As the old addage goes, "there's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back"

SOB · « **Reply #11 on:** October 26, 2004, 01:08:52 AM »

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SOB, you are a big piece of crow chit...other than that, I hate you!

Well, I still love you, Nukiepoo!

CyranoAH · « **Reply #12 on:** October 26, 2004, 02:39:05 AM »

Hey, you even got a Frankenstein with two Xbox for a brain and heart, what were you expecting?