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Offline lazs2

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« on: October 26, 2004, 11:30:31 AM »
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,136644,00.html

seems that may be the case.    Much hand wringing and knashing of teeth from the "artistic" community over this one I bet.  

If Bush is considered stupid by our neighbors and the effite Americans.... what must kerrie seem like?

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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2004, 11:38:37 AM »
From that article:

"Late Late Show with Jim Rome":

"John Kerry took a break from the campaign trail for a totally spontaneous hunting trip, where he just happened to run into some news cameras. Kerry was hunting in the state of Ohio, which his wife, Teresa, rented out for the day."

"Asked how many geese he shot, John Kerry replied, 'I think it's beautiful the Cheneys love their lesbian daughter."'

"'I love hunting, fishing, anything outdoors,' Kerry said as he sprayed on his tan."

"At one point during the hunt, Kerry experienced a flashback to Vietnam, and quickly shot himself in the bellybutton for a Purple Heart."

"A very scary moment when Kerry accidentally unloaded a round into Senator Joe Lieberman, mistaking him for a wild turkey."

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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2004, 11:40:12 AM »
Just some humor, seemed like a good thread to stick it in...

A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them.  "IDIOTS!" she yelled.

John Kerry came on and introduced the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks...
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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2004, 11:46:35 AM »
probly explains why before every debate kerrie had to take the day off to study while Bush just kept up bussines as usual.

guess the liberals in this country want the dumber man to be president.

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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2004, 12:28:25 PM »
:rofl

Yea, I'm sure the whole world is hanging on Steve Sailer's words.

It seems mean score is not in is the "psuedo-scientist's" vocabulary :rolleyes:

That was funny though, laz. For a second I thought you had finaly went arround the bend.

"Kerry: I scored an average 22 on my ACT's"

"Bush: Hah! I averaged 300 on my SAT's!!! I'm almost 10 times..er no 11... er ... I'm smarter because my number is bigger!!!"



>>But the president can do some things to get rid of the blundering idiot image, Sailer said.

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Hmmm wonder where that image came from?
« Last Edit: October 26, 2004, 12:34:07 PM by TweetyBird »
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2004, 01:22:55 PM »
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Despite all the talk questioning Bush's ability to pronounce words and claims that Kerry is a fussy intellectual, some pseudo-scientists are saying the Massachusetts senator's IQ may actually be lower than the president's.


it must be true.  FOX has trotted out their "pseudo-scientists", to give the 'facts'.

it does show that you need to really dig at the bottom of the barrel to find someone willing to be quoted while saying Bush might not be a complete moron.
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2004, 01:30:09 PM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
probly explains why before every debate kerrie had to take the day off to study while Bush just kept up bussines as usual.

guess the liberals in this country want the dumber man to be president.

lazs
I try not to be a spelling Nazi, but if you are going to trash someone's intellect it helps to spell the words correctly to keep from looking like a fool.

That is unless you are implying only ignorant people vote for Bush. In that case, you have proved your point.
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2004, 02:00:47 PM »
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I try not to be a spelling Nazi, but if you are going to trash someone's intellect it helps to spell the words correctly to keep from looking like a fool.

That is unless you are implying only ignorant people vote for Bush. In that case, you have proved your point.


I try not to be a grammar Nazi, but if you are going to trash someone's intellect it helps to use the words correctly to keep from looking like a fool.

It is proper to say either you "have proven" your point or you "proved" your point.

I don't know what the technical term is for this error, but mama told me it ain't right.  ;)
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2004, 02:03:27 PM »
That would be verb tense, but in a world of typos, it means squat.
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2004, 02:08:48 PM »
I'll defer to an English major on this one. It looks in proper context to me, but I'm not an English major. Are you?
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2004, 02:21:10 PM »
heck... I never c laimed to be smart... I am merely pointing out that Bush is smarter than kerrie.

I think the liberals are finaly coming around what with supporting the dumber candidate and all... shows they vote principal more than eliteism for once.

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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2004, 02:21:43 PM »
No, RPM, but I play one on TV.

Actually, your statement, it turns out, is a mix of the past perfect ... aw forget that... just say to yourself, "I proved" and then follow it up with "I proven"

Clearly,  "I proved" rolls off the tongue, where "I proven" does not sound right.  "I have proven" sounds right.  One  does not use the form "proven" without a "have" in front.

There I done it.  I done proved you ignernt.    :)
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2004, 02:27:57 PM »
I don't think "rolling off the tongue" is a requisite for proper english. I checked Webster's and it has nothing under correct tongue rollage. "I proven" would be improper as well.
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« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2004, 02:32:54 PM »
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"I proven" would be improper as well.


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...where "I proven" does not sound right.


You're coming around...
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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2004, 02:32:59 PM »
I've proven works!

I think its something to do with present and past popsicles...
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