Lazs.
About the only thing I do agree with you about is that if it looks like Kerry won, W will be gracious and offer his kind congratulations. He'll need to sedate Cheney first, of course.
In a way, maybe a huge debacle would be the best thing. Another Watergate ... riots at the voting booths ... an angry mob descending on Fox News with torches and pitchforks ... get Bob Villa to rig some nice guillotines. Then when the dust settles and the bodies are buried we can ditch this retarded electoral college and put in some good solid 20th Century technology to let the popular vote actually decide the damn election.