Author Topic: Blood Trail! Almost Snagged a Big Fish! (Read 1130 times)

boxboy28 · « **Reply #30 on:** October 29, 2004, 12:07:23 PM »

THE fool who got cut ill bet ya doesnt eventhink/know what cut him/her accept that they got cut and ran off!

They deserved it! you can put up a barbed wire fence around your house and if some one climbs it and gets cut! its there fault the fence is there to keep them out!

midnight Target · « **Reply #31 on:** October 29, 2004, 12:11:33 PM »

Yep it would have been a little better if you had found a fingertip. That would have been a 9.

AWMac · « **Reply #32 on:** October 29, 2004, 12:21:40 PM »

No, No, NO!!!!

Resolutions could have worked.

1st get the Neighbourhood Litmus test and a 2/3rds Majority approval.

Then get the blind Neighbours from way across the street to come in and inspect for WMD's (Wimpy Materials of Display).

Confront the Vandal and issue umpteen resolutions followed by hollow threats.

Then after the Vandal steals...ummm lets say 122 signs. Recall all the blind Neighbours, that were supposed to be watching, back to their own Neighbourhood. Because the blind Neighbours know that the Vandal was never a threat.

At this time get 3 or 4 of your buddies and go over to the Vandals house and burn it down.

Then declare that the Neighbourhood is now alot safer than before.

Taaaa~Daaaaa...

BTW I would have shot the bassturd on the first night, thrown a rock thru my window and claimed it was a home invasion. But that's just me.

AWMac · « **Reply #33 on:** October 29, 2004, 01:00:34 PM »

Bet it was Al Gore!

Check his fingers for bandaids on Nov 3rd when he starts screaming and pointing "See? See??? He did it AGAIN!!!!!"

Mini D · « **Reply #34 on:** October 29, 2004, 01:09:39 PM »

Wow... all the guy needs is a lawyer and he'll never have to work another day in his life.

Zippatuh · « **Reply #35 on:** October 29, 2004, 01:43:26 PM »

1. The sign was stolen.
2. I did replace it with rally signs in my windows the next day.

And…

3. I believe I’ve caught my limit here according to the fish and wildlife commission. Got a few small ones but got a few big ones as well.

I’d say all in all it was a pretty good fishing trip! I’m just not sure if I should use skewers or filet the catch.

Sorry Skuzzy, I know this is probably against the new rules but I needed something to get out of the monotony.

Bush 04!

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #36 on:** October 29, 2004, 03:14:41 PM »

Only thing I can say to the whole thing............

BTW, my grandma put hers in the middle of a patch of poison ivy. lol

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #37 on:** October 29, 2004, 03:17:39 PM »

boxboy28 · « **Reply #38 on:** October 29, 2004, 03:21:05 PM »

Now thats a great IDEA put on rubber gloves and wipe Piosin IVY all over that sign!!!! i mean every inch! that will teach him!!!!!

Neubob · « **Reply #39 on:** October 29, 2004, 03:28:02 PM »

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Originally posted by storch
I hope you are kidding. I have to agree the the pinheads on this one. That's just plainly wrong. If it bothers you wait up for them and kick their arses like man instead of that nasty booby trap.

I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree on this one.

A fly-by-night vandal, in my opinion, deserves no such respect. Of course it bothers the homeowner that somebody would creep onto their property, after dark, to deface a harmless sign... However, staying up and waiting for a chivalric confrontation is giving the offender too much dignity. He acts like a coward, let him be dealt with impersonally. Plain and simple.

hawker238 · « **Reply #40 on:** October 29, 2004, 03:31:51 PM »

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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
You are calling me a liberal because I disagree with the method, what a bunch of geniuses you all are.
-SW

I guess that makes Storch a raving liberal because he disagrees.

Maverick · « **Reply #41 on:** October 29, 2004, 09:35:12 PM »

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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe

-SW

Fer cryin out loud wulfie, I even TOLD you he was trollin and offered to let you use my pliers to remove the hook. But did you catch on?????? NNNNOOOOOO!

Elfie · « **Reply #42 on:** October 29, 2004, 09:48:06 PM »

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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe

-SW

Steve · « **Reply #43 on:** October 29, 2004, 10:07:09 PM »

LOL Zipp.. WTG. Fugg the trespassing thieves. In some states, you can shoot trespassers who are stealing.

Watch out for neighbors w/ bandaged hands.. you'll likely discover the perpetrator.

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #44 on:** October 29, 2004, 10:13:03 PM »

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Originally posted by Maverick
But did you catch on?????? NNNNOOOOOO!

Actually, I did. Caught onto something platinum and double barbed.
-SW