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Offline BlueJ1

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« Reply #45 on: November 03, 2004, 02:15:27 PM »
Playing hockey in gym in school. Took a slapshot from some chick strait to you know where from about 4 feet away. Fell on my knees, swallowed some barf, and made a buch of funny noises. About a week later I was laughing so hard at myself I be close to peeing my pants.

And I dont care who you are, you take any kind of hit and it hurts real bad.
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Offline hawker238

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« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2004, 03:24:49 PM »
I thought the next best part, after the seal noises, was the witty banter of the anchors.  "Oooh, she's not actually hurt" "Yes she is, she's seriously hurt" "We'll get an update on that for you"

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« Reply #47 on: November 03, 2004, 03:34:42 PM »
What makes it even funnier is it happened "LIVE" the gal back in the studio was doing all she could to not laugh. I also tried to control my laughter but a chuckle did slip out...ok I laughed

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« Reply #48 on: November 03, 2004, 05:27:41 PM »
Heh, that's awesome.

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« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2004, 08:05:36 PM »
See Rule # 15
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« Reply #50 on: November 03, 2004, 08:28:33 PM »
Cool!  Give me the website! :rolleyes:

Offline Yeager

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« Reply #51 on: November 04, 2004, 01:10:40 AM »
See Rule #7
« Last Edit: July 19, 2005, 05:14:19 PM by Skuzzy »
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Offline TweetyBird

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« Reply #52 on: November 04, 2004, 01:18:52 AM »
See Rule #7

If this is a joke about gutting a fish or cleaning an animal, its still disgusting since it seems to trivialize recent atrocities.

Just my opinion
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« Reply #53 on: November 04, 2004, 01:26:39 AM »
See Rule #4
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« Reply #54 on: November 04, 2004, 01:44:28 AM »
See Rule #15
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« Reply #55 on: November 04, 2004, 01:46:23 AM »
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>>you guys want a link to some seriously funny beheading videos. the screams people make when their windpipe is severed is just hillarious.

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See some of the most obscene things posted contain no profanity. Yeager, if you ever come to a con, take this post. I would like to meet you.


lol......tweety throws down a Mr Black threat!

Tweety, if you only knew :)

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« Reply #56 on: November 04, 2004, 01:51:03 AM »
Well I guess its something to do with a pun, but do you think its cool to use the recent beheadings as a joke?

I must live in another century, I dunno.

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« Reply #57 on: November 04, 2004, 02:09:25 AM »
Ok - had to read the entire thread (and watch the video)- Sorry Yeager. You were making the point of how ridiculous it is for others laugh at people's pain. Didn't realize your posts were sarcasm. I'm just batting 1000 this week...
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« Reply #58 on: November 04, 2004, 07:48:16 AM »
You want to know what makes this funny?  Its the fact that every major television market has some ridiculous morning show with some ridiculous morning show reporter "out on the town" to report on activities gonig on the next weekend.  And secretly, we all despise the reporters for trivializing or, conversely, over-hyping the event by taking part in a demonstration of it.  Did the reporter really need to stomp grapes to show us how it was done?  No.  But she did because she wanted to show everyone that she was important and therefore, it was important to go stomp grapes.  And the fact that she tried to be cute about it for the audience, then fell flat on her face, was a nice punchline.

Its like all of those reporters who think its important to stand in knee-deep water just to report on street flooding during a storm.  "Look at me!  Look at me! Isn't this dramatic!"  Blah.  I'm waiting for the day someone does a cannonball behind them and splashes sewage water all over the reporter's suit and tie.

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« Reply #59 on: November 04, 2004, 09:18:36 AM »
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you guys want a link to some seriously funny beheading videos.  the screams people make when their windpipe is severed is just hillarious.

C'mon Yeager, not in the same catagory, and you know it. Don't legitimize Hawk's outrage.