There are eyewitness accounts that SOB never actualy drank that beer. It's also been documented that this is a gay rodeo bar located in Burbank, California which SOB frequents.
...and should I be elected, this will be my secretary of beer
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Our investigators have revealed that this woman did not know that SOB did not drink beer. Had she known, she would have flipped him off.
SOB, stick to what you know: masturbating to b-rated horror flicks while eating cheetos