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Offline Krusher

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« on: November 08, 2004, 11:17:20 AM »
Hey how about we trade states?

You guys get the Blue we get Alberta !
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Offline ra

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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2004, 11:21:41 AM »
The the US could make fun of Canada's murder rate.
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Offline Nash

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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2004, 12:14:06 PM »
Better yet... we keep Alberta, and you guys can have everything else. :)
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Offline Torque

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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2004, 12:14:10 PM »
You'd think so... Alberta's murder rate is about 3.4,  their gun ownership rivals if not surpasses that of Texas.

They have more recoverable Oil than that of Saudi Arabia and are a debt free province. Odd thing is in Calgary,  their whole Public Transit System is run by wind generated electricity.

would you settle for Kuebec?

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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2004, 12:20:57 PM »
we are also completly rat free.






king ralph would never go for it.
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Offline pugg666

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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2004, 01:12:12 PM »
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would you settle for Kuebec?


hey maybe we could finally get rid of these damned french language laws.

nah to much to hope for
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Offline Ripper29

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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2004, 02:32:40 PM »
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You'd think so... Alberta's murder rate is about 3.4,  their gun ownership rivals if not surpasses that of Texas.

They have more recoverable Oil than that of Saudi Arabia and are a debt free province. Odd thing is in Calgary,  their whole Public Transit System is run by wind generated electricity.

would you settle for Kuebec?



And cows...boy do we have cows.... you guys interested in trading for cows...wait ..nevermind ...  Can I interest you in some nice BC softwood lumber  :p
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2004, 02:39:27 PM »
they stopped taking cows after we managed to ditch celine dion on em.
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Offline eagl

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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2004, 02:59:55 PM »
I just want a high-flow toilet instead of these crummy water-saver ones we're stuck with.  That alone is worth some risk.
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Offline SLO

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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2004, 03:27:10 PM »
Christ the only worthy province in Canada is QUEBEC...
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Offline Torque

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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2004, 04:00:17 PM »
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I just want a high-flow toilet instead of these crummy water-saver ones we're stuck with.  That alone is worth some risk.


Then you want Kuebec.
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Offline Mini D

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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2004, 04:01:06 PM »
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The the US could make fun of Canada's murder rate.
LOL!
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Offline Ripper29

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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2004, 05:17:52 PM »
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Christ the only worthy province in Canada is QUEBEC...


He is absolutly right...what will you give us for it....how about straight across for Arizona, I would even settle for Montana as it right next door anyway.
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Offline eagl

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« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2004, 12:20:06 PM »
We'll trade mexico for Canada.  Ownership isn't a problem, just gotta tell Mexico that they all get citizenship and all the benefits thereof if they just agree to be the 51st state.  Turning them into Canadians would be a dirty trick I agree, but Canada needs some southern beaches and we could use some more oilfields, Caribou, and highflow toilets so who cares what a bunch of Canadexicans think anyhow?
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2004, 12:29:59 PM »
our white murder rate is about 2 per 100k.... they are much too violent to be allowed to join the U.S.  with 3.4 per 100k

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