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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2004, 11:03:25 PM »
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And they would STILL kick the **** out of the marines!


I don't know who specifically these gents are


BUT

I can say I almost had the pleasure of getting the total crap kicked out of me one night in an Arizona bar by Her "Majesty's Royal Marine Commandos"

It started out by me coming up to one of them in a drunken slurry mocking accent  "YOR FRAM INGLAND....BLOOOODY HELL SO AM I"

Not sure how to spell this but i even through in a "crickey"  The I actually makes an I sound.

Two of them that out weighed me by a factor of 2 or 3 each picked me up 6 to 12 inches off the ground.


It took 4 of my buddys who KNEW who they were buying them round after round not to take me outside and kick the crap out of me!  True story!

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« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2004, 12:17:45 AM »
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Damn you Brits have small pee pee's.

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« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2004, 12:21:09 AM »
Hammer hawker.

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« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2004, 03:33:34 AM »
Is that where they get smokies from?

Never liked them things.

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« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2004, 03:40:42 AM »
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Is that where they get smokies from?

Never liked them things.
What, smoked kippers and such? I don't like those either. The smell puts me off. I don't like anything smoked - salmon, cheese... give me fresh.

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« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2004, 07:34:38 AM »
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What, smoked kippers and such? I don't like those either. The smell puts me off. I don't like anything smoked - salmon, cheese... give me fresh.


Well there is your problem, Beet1e, you're a city boy!

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« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2004, 09:53:41 AM »
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Well there is your problem, Beet1e, you're a city boy!
Huh??? :confused:

I live in a village surrounded by farm land, including a field of sheep less than a mile away.

City boy indeed :lol

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« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2004, 09:55:04 AM »
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Huh??? :confused:

I live in a village surrounded by farm land, including a field of sheep less than a mile away.

City boy indeed :lol


Were you raised on a farm?  Just curious.  People raised in the city tend to be more selective about what they eat.

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« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2004, 10:02:17 AM »
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Huh??? :confused:

I live in a village surrounded by farm land, including a field of sheep less than a mile away.

City boy indeed :lol


a field of sheep.....hmmmmmm.

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« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2004, 11:18:52 AM »
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Were you raised on a farm?
No.

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« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2004, 11:40:30 PM »
They're not Brits, they're Highlanders....Scottsmen.

The Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders.

I would pay money to see any member of this board question any member of the aforementioned unit about his masculinity and choice of clothing, in real life, face to face.

The Ambulance bill afterwards though, you can pick up yourselves.


See all that salad hanging on their jacket breasts? What do you reckon they are for.
They may be wearing kilts, but every man in that picture knows a thousand ways to kill you before you even know he is there. There is a very high chance that every single one of them is a combat veteran, and yet you find it OK to mock them.

Disgusting.
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« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2004, 11:57:18 PM »
They can't be Scotts.   They don't look anything like Mel Gibson. :D


Lighten up Bluedog...none of the boys are being serious.  Just looking for a laugh...and meaning no serious disrespect.

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« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2004, 04:58:49 AM »
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They're not Brits, they're Highlanders....Scottsmen.

See all that salad hanging on their jacket breasts? What do you reckon they are for.
They may be wearing kilts, but every man in that picture knows a thousand ways to kill you before you even know he is there. There is a very high chance that every single one of them is a combat veteran, and yet you find it OK to mock them.

Disgusting.
Highlanders?.......no way, get out of here.  Relax stud, you may be surprised how many "salad" wearing combat vets there are on these boards.

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« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2004, 07:59:07 AM »
The article seems to imply that the man in question knew what he was doing and purposley did not adjust his uniform.

I find that concept HIGHLY dubious.  Does that reporter honestly think that this man would sit next to the Queen and mock her by giving everyone a look up his kilt?

Don't buy it for a second.  It was a mistake.
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« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2004, 08:15:06 AM »
Anyone know of a larger photo, my brother is in it  somewhere several rows back.  I talked to him about the photo-  he didn't have a clue what i was talking about til i sent him the photo.
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