I wasn't being all that serious, as you can tell by the "hahaha".  Anyways, I just think these threads are funny.  All this shouting of "IF THEY WERE BLACK/LIBERAL/JEWISH/WHITE/HINDU/A MAN, XYZ WOULD OR WOULD NOT HAPPEN!"  Then when anyone questions the logic, everyone jumps on them as a racist.  Seriously, who cares about all these what ifs?
I've seen threads like this at least 5 times before, its nothing new.