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« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2004, 06:54:06 PM »
I once dined at a breatharian restaurant...  No food, but the atmosphere was wonderful.
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« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2004, 07:34:46 PM »
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I once dined at a breatharian restaurant...  No food, but the atmosphere was wonderful.


oh...my...god.

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« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2004, 09:25:46 PM »
Fish and chips are delicious.

That being said, if the human population keeps expanding, were going to have to all be near vegetarians.  A little bit of meat (2 or 3 times a week) is optimum.

I've heard some estimates of the K capacity (carrying capacity) of the Earth to be around 50 billion humans.  This includes food and physical space.

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« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2004, 09:39:33 PM »
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An animal welfare group has demanded a ban on fish and chips because cod, haddock and plaice feel pain and distress when caught.

The idea of banning fish may sound funny now, but there was once a time not too long ago when the idea of a smoking ban or gay marriage sounded funny.  Enjoy your fish while you can.

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« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2004, 10:43:17 PM »
Malthusians are always proven wrong in the long term.

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« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2004, 11:52:17 PM »
If PETA people don't eat meat...more for me...love soaking some ribeye or rump roast in Jack Daniels for a day or two, then cookin it and covering it in A-1 and some mushrooms and of course, sourdough bread.

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« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2004, 12:22:41 AM »
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I once dined at a breatharian restaurant...  No food, but the atmosphere was wonderful.


When I was a Breatherian the put a Krispy Kreme in my neighborhood and I gained ten pounds and got zits.

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« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2004, 12:27:20 AM »
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

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« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2004, 12:47:53 PM »
I had some fish & chips today - just a small portion. :aok

Late last year and during this year, I did a fair amount of electrical work in this house I bought in Sept.2003. The front porch light didn't work, neither did the front garage flood light nor the back garden floodlight - whose switch was in the garage anyway - bloody stupid place for it.  :rolleyes:

So I installed movement sensitive floodlights - by the front door, driveway, side of house and back garden.  I also added a light for the inside of the meter box cupboard at the front of the house. I rewired the garage lighting as part of this project as the old lights were wired directly in and did not have switches! (Even though they're movement sensitive, I still wanted the ability to isolate them) Not only that, but the wrong type of wiring had been used - ringmain cable instead of lighting cable, and with many wires to go into the same junction box, the ringmain wire was too thick and would have caused problems.  I replaced the single light bulb socket inside the garage with two neon strip lights running the length of the garage.

Inside the house, I've replaced the single bulb light fittings in each of my three bathrooms, and replaced them with spotlight fittings, four spots in each fitting.  The kitchen lightswitch broke a few weeks ago, so I bought a replacement and fitted it.

But now, the latest in a long list of Blair's Nanny State bans comes the ban on doing your own electrical work in your own home!! It's true - as of 2005, a certified electrician must do it for you, or else if you do your own work, you have to have it inspected.

I'm sensible enough to know that if work needs doing to the consumer unit or anything upstream of it, that's an electrician's job. But now it seems that judgement call is to be taken away from me - Nanny knows best.

So I was thinking - that job to replace the kitchen light switch took me about 20 minutes. To do it legally from 2005, I'd have to find an electrician, have him tell me he can look at it in three weeks time, not show up, get another electrician, be told he'll call between 8am and 6pm, wait in all day to find that he comes at 5:45pm, needs another part, arrange another day at home and another site visit....

... can you imagine it? How the hell they're going to police the new laws I don't know. A licensing system for electrical components such as switches and cable?

Well bugger it. If I need something doing, I'm going to do it myself. Bollocks to Blair and his Nanny State.

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« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2004, 12:53:05 PM »
My roommate is looking at me wierd for how hard I'm laughing at some of the stuff in this post.
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« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2004, 01:19:27 PM »
Hmmm...i'm not that fond of fish, but perhaps it's time to give it another try.
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« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2004, 01:52:25 PM »
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I think that they should ban Fish & Chips in Britain.  Why?  Because it’s much easier to say, “All British food sucks.” then it is to say, ”All British food sucks except Fish & Chips.”

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LMAO quite funny.

But you've obviously never had a roast dinner with Yorkshire Pudding. And after living in Scotland for two years I miss Haggis.

If governments had their way we would all be living in a world like in the movie Judge Dred. Makes you wonder if they have nothing better to do then nancy around with such ideas.

Thanks to Bush, Blair's days are well and truly numbered. So Fish n Chips should survive.



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« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2004, 01:57:49 PM »
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And after living in Scotland for two years I miss Haggis.
 


The wonderful thing about Haggis is that it looks the same going in as it does coming out.
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« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2004, 04:01:32 PM »
beet1e why dont you just move the canada and be done with it...with the money you get from selling your shack, you could practicly buy a mansion here...

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« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2004, 04:35:29 PM »
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beet1e why dont you just move the canada and be done with it...with the money you get from selling your shack, you could practicly buy a mansion here...


Or come to the land of the (well, mostly still) free, Beet1e.  BTW, vorticon...I looked at your sig block, and just had to check my Webster's.  They do, indeed, claim copyright for the whole language.  LMAO.



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