Glad somebody's turkey experience went better than mine. I cooked 2. 1 deep-fried. 1 oven roasted. Both had 1/2 a tub of country crock butter (each) + alot of cajun seasonings injected the day before. Between somebody melting my thermometer by putting in the oil, running out of propane as soon as the oil was at 350 degrees, the small patch of grass I set on fire, and the trip to the hospital I very, very narrowly avoided when somebody tried to walk *through* the gas line

... well... mass chaos. At least both birds came out really good in the end.
I'd give some tips... but I don't think I'm qualified for that anymore

Wait... I do have one... the more people in 1 group, the further the collective IQ drops. Cook alone.