Not to be opened at work...although not R-rated.
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htmType in commands like: kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laugh.
You can do a search for virtual bartender to find additional commands. "Make out with girl" is my favorite.
Enjoy!
I didn't know if this had been posted before.