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= Smilie equivalent of that warm feeling you get after you think you've delivered a clever line.
Implied disclaimer: "Now it's your turn to say something witty, but don't try to hard, because I didn't."

= Smilie equivalent of exchanging a glance with a third party during a debate in an attempt to create a bond with said third party based on the supposed absurdity of the statement just forwarded by your opposition.
Implied disclaimer: "WE all know this is retarded, except for this guy" (while gesturing with head to the guy who spoke before the awkward silence).

= Smilie equivalent of throwing a temper tantrum.
Implied Disclaimer: "oooh, ooooh, if only I were in the same room with [offending party]!"

= Smilie equivalant of staring, unabashedly, at a nice set of breasts.
Implied Disclaimer: "I'm only human."

= Smilie equivalent of patting yourself on the back for a joke that's probably not that funny.
Implied disclaimer: "I'm sorry, but you had to be there."

= Smilie equivalent of pointing and laughing, knowing that you're not alone.
Implied disclaimer: "Admit it, you're all laughing too, or at least you would be if you got the joke."

= Smilie equivalent of being at a total loss for a coherent response.
Implied disclaimer: "I'd say something if I hadn't flushed what was left of my higher cognative functions down the toilet along with the rest of the loaf I pinched this morning."