Maybe we should call it "Drunken Manned Ack." Probably the best way to hit something is with double vision or weaving (stumbling, bumbling ...... "oh, poor figther loosing his wingee" .... burp, "that's odd, I was aiming for that bright yellow ball thingee that just scorched my retina" ..... burp).
P.S. Recurrent nightmare:
I am falling from the sky @ 30,000 ft, and I am being chased by big angry puffy ack monster. I am falling and he is chasing ..... Boom boooom booom. I turn around to see him but CAN'T. He keeps getting closer and closer. He's following me to my room. NO WHERE TO HIDE!!! I can hear him breathing down my neck boom... booom! And suddenly THERE HE IS! (then I wake up in the tower... and realize it was only a dream)