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Offline NUKE

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« on: November 30, 2004, 12:07:25 AM »
It's supposed to be below freezing tonight and my heater is plumb broke.....as I found out today while trying to get it going.

Oh well..... I kinda like it. At least it's a dry cold.

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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2004, 12:16:42 AM »
Are you gonna take me home tonight ?
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery - huh
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
Wooh

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies everytime

C'mon
Oh won't you take me home tonight ?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in ma' bones
Ain't no beauty Queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me

Now get this
Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round yeah
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Get on your bikes and ride
Ooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright, ride 'em, c'mon
Fat bottomed girls - yes yes
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Stay thirsty my friends.

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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2004, 12:18:01 AM »
lol, I don't get it rpm.....

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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2004, 12:21:44 AM »
Fat chicks make great heaters in an emergency.
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Stay thirsty my friends.

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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2004, 12:24:07 AM »
lol....well it's not that bad an emergency :D

I like the song though.

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Re: Arizona, wussy coldness
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2004, 12:34:13 AM »
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Originally posted by NUKE
It's supposed to be below freezing tonight and my heater is plumb broke.....as I found out today while trying to get it going.

Oh well..... I kinda like it. At least it's a dry cold.


below freezing is cold?

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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2004, 12:40:02 AM »
Yep, we all have to go out and put blankets on the cacti.

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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2004, 12:43:14 AM »
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below freezing is cold?


well, YEAH!

Tell me you don't heat your house when it's 28 degrees outside....

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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2004, 12:51:01 AM »
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well, YEAH!

Tell me you don't heat your house when it's 28 degrees outside....

Dune knows my plight.


sure the house gets heated, but if it stopped being heated, the house would first retain most of the heat, second, being indoors outside mouisture and wind wouldent be a factor, so really a normal blanked would be sufficient...hell even outdoors ive spent about 8 hours (track meet, grade 8, my presence on this board indicates the amount of actually excersize i experienced) with normal clothing and a relativly light coat, didnt bother me a bit...


then again, your in arizona...anything below house tempurature must feel colder than hawklores girlfriend (nothing can be colder than a absense) ...:p

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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2004, 12:52:04 AM »
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below freezing is cold?
what i said.
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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2004, 01:30:09 AM »
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Fat chicks make great heaters in an emergency.


rminds me of an old saying

"Marry a fat tattooed chick and you get shade in the summer,
Warmth in the winter, and moving pictures all year round"
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2004, 01:42:39 AM »
Run out to Home Depot and buy a space heater.
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2004, 07:53:32 AM »
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Tell me you don't heat your house when it's 28 degrees outside....
If it were that warm, I'd have the windows open and the fans going.



Oh wait, you're talking about those funny fa..... bah, can't even spell it. Never mind.

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Re: Arizona, wussy coldness
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2004, 08:27:02 AM »
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Originally posted by NUKE
It's supposed to be below freezing tonight and my heater is plumb broke.....as I found out today while trying to get it going.

Oh well..... I kinda like it. At least it's a dry cold.


Since I have only lived here since last march and I moved from upsate NY my body still has not climatized. Granted below freezing is cold but I love this weather. Everyone at work had a heart attack last friday when I showed up wearing shorts.

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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2004, 09:21:10 AM »
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...anything below house tempurature must feel colder than hawklores girlfriend (nothing can be colder than a absense) ...:p


I thought a blowup doll came with built in heaters now...

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