Originally posted by lazs2
Once long ago when I was really drunk I pulled in to get gas and a cop pulled in after me. I could barely stand but was doing my best to look normal even tho I was a biker with a beat up sedan deville caddy. After I gassed up I got into the car with as little stumbling as I could manage and noticed that I wasn't looking at the steering wheel but at the back of the front seat.
lazs
LOL
After a long, stressful day at work I was going down one of the main streets in town in a bit of a hurry. I had been behind some idiot that had to drive 10 below the speed limit, so at this point I was pretty twerked, and proceeded to pass the slow-poke. As I came up to a light I noticed a long line of cars in front of me and wondered where everyone was going.
So I sit there, and I sit there, and finally the slow-poke passes
me and makes a left turn through the green turning light. Now pretty pissed, I lay on the horn and look around furiously for why these people are sitting at a light. Two more cars pass and make a left turn, then a third goes straight through the green light in front of the line in front of me. So I lay on the horn again and right at this point I notice noone is sitting in the car in front of me, the horn dies off symbolic of my dying humility.
As I wheel around the car in front of me I nbtice
none of the cars have occupants and at this point I realize I was sitting behind parked cars in front of a Funeral Service. Luckily, the deceased didn't come out that day.
