"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -
it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear
weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
- Frank Zappa
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
- Humphrey Bogart
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
- Dean Martin
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
- Homer Simpson
