Author Topic: lol OMFG Britney! (Read 999 times)

Maniac · « **Reply #15 on:** December 03, 2004, 10:23:17 PM »

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As she hops into her expensive luxury automobile to drive home to her multi-million dollar mansion for a good night's sleep before her private jet flies her off to the Bahamas for a vacation i'm sure she's thinking "My life would only be complete if internet gamers accepted me and my zits."

BTW, i'd hit it too.

Cougar

Waffle · « **Reply #16 on:** December 03, 2004, 10:52:22 PM »

You can take the girl outta Louisiana, but you can't take the Louisiana outta the girl!

oops - just saw the trailer park version of this quote upstairs..lol

Meatwad · « **Reply #17 on:** December 03, 2004, 10:58:55 PM »

she smokes and sings, bet she will end up sounding like a old raspy voiced lady from vegas at a blackjack table

"(Hack hack cough), hit me dammit! (mutter mutter cough belch)

Maniac · « **Reply #18 on:** December 03, 2004, 11:01:25 PM »

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Originally posted by Meatwad

"(Hack hack cough), hit me dammit! (mutter mutter cough belch) [/B]

LOOOL!

BUG_EAF322 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 03, 2004, 11:56:37 PM »

TO ALL LOOK AT UR OWN WIFE EARLY IN THE MORNING

Drunky · « **Reply #20 on:** December 04, 2004, 02:16:31 AM »

I'd stick it in her poopie hole

WhiteHawk · « **Reply #21 on:** December 04, 2004, 06:03:18 AM »

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Originally posted by Muckmaw1
Prolly the zits, Nash.

She looks like chit.

Smoking is real good for someone with a vocal career, too..

Oh wait....

Shes well within my limits.

Muckmaw1 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 04, 2004, 11:04:05 AM »

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Originally posted by WhiteHawk
Shes well within my limits.

Oh no question.

Even Britney on a bad day is better than 99% of women at the best.

I'd hit it, cuddle it, pop her zits, use the puss as lube, and hit it again.

BTW, heard Fred Durst on Howard Stern about a month ago.

Apparently, Britney is AU Natural down south, according to Durst.

Suave · « **Reply #23 on:** December 04, 2004, 02:57:15 PM »

I'd hit it. Then I'd hit her one more time

There was one night in the MA when I brought up the subject of B Spears on chan 1. And all these flight sim dweebs were talking about what an ugly skank she is and how they wouldn't touch her with a 10' pole, LOL. That **** was funny.

Maniac · « **Reply #24 on:** December 04, 2004, 03:40:22 PM »

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Originally posted by Suave
I'd hit it. Then I'd hit her one more time

There was one night in the MA when I brought up the subject of B Spears on chan 1. And all these flight sim dweebs were talking about what an ugly skank she is and how they wouldn't touch her with a 10' pole, LOL. That **** was funny.

LoL!

They wouldnt know what to do hehe.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #25 on:** December 04, 2004, 04:41:55 PM »

how can you see her zits when looking at the top of her head?

And if she does look up at you just use the ol Andrew Dice Clay bit

"What are ya lookin up here for? CONCENTRATE CONCENTRATE!"

Charlie · « **Reply #26 on:** December 05, 2004, 01:15:07 AM »

I notice she isn't wearing her wedding ring

Charlie · « **Reply #27 on:** December 05, 2004, 01:16:01 AM »

looks like she has a black eye too!

Gunslinger · « **Reply #28 on:** December 05, 2004, 02:26:00 AM »

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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
how can you see her zits when looking at the top of her head?

And if she does look up at you just use the ol Andrew Dice Clay bit

"What are ya lookin up here for? CONCENTRATE CONCENTRATE!"

AND DON"T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!

Nilsen · « **Reply #29 on:** December 05, 2004, 05:54:02 AM »

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Originally posted by Drunky
I'd stick it in her poopie hole

gross.