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Offline Boroda

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« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2004, 09:53:31 AM »
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I know Pei..


It is really sad


Wait, it's still not over, you have a chance to be invited to rule Kiev again ;)

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« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2004, 12:45:20 PM »
Hey now, my family is from norway and so is my wifes, watch it bud....

:D

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« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2004, 12:52:35 PM »
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Wait, it's still not over, you have a chance to be invited to rule Kiev again ;)


Did we ever rule it in the past? :confused:

If so... who stole it?

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« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2004, 12:55:01 PM »
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Hey now, my family is from norway and so is my wifes, watch it bud....

:D


I knew it!

Your choise in habitat gave you away :)

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« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2004, 12:56:28 PM »
Norway? Is that in Canada?
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

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« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2004, 12:59:39 PM »
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Norway? Is that in Canada?


no no no .. silly...  it's in Australia... geesshh

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« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2004, 01:15:01 PM »
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I don't trust anyone who would eat Lutefisk.

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me neither

Uh huh, yeah right.  I know the truth, so enough with your lies.  It is fact that Norwegians need Lutefisk like vampires need blood; they'd die without it.  You may try to resist (though I doubt it), but you end up eating it when the urge is too strong to resist.  I know this is true because I read it on http://www.truestoryoflutefiskeatingnorwegianlooneys.org, which is a news site out of Sweden.  I looked it up, 'cause I wanna expand my horizons, and I only posted it here because I thought it was super interesting and wanted to expand everyone else's horizons as well!
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« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2004, 01:15:26 PM »
Little Norway is actually in Canada... or was anyway.

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« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2004, 01:25:18 PM »
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I knew it!

Your choise in habitat gave you away :)


Can't help it if I feel like I am going to die if it gets above 85 F.  60 is perfect.

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« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2004, 01:31:22 PM »
I can live with anything between -25 to +25...celcius. Any more or less is uncomfortable.

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« Reply #25 on: December 12, 2004, 01:36:00 PM »
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Hey now, my family is from norway and so is my wifes, watch it bud....

:D
I see the terrorists have already infiltrated our 1st responders and are embedded deep within the country. We must invade Norway as a matter of National Security. GO DUBYA GO!
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« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2004, 02:50:44 PM »
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Did we ever rule it in the past? :confused:

If so... who stole it?


Ryurik, Truvor and Sineus were three Varyag princes whe were invited to rule Kiev in IX century. Ryurikovich dinasty ruled Russia until the end of XVI century.

Spelling may be different, like Rjurik and Varjag. But they were Normanns, Vikings or whatever you call them, and their dinasty ruled Russia until Boris Godunov and Polish invasion. So you can blame Tatars or Poles :D

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« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2004, 02:54:56 PM »
Nice Boroda, had no idea :)

Now... can we have Kiev back please?

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« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2004, 04:56:56 PM »
Blame the Polish.  They like being remembered by SOMEBODY.  :D

Besides, I'm sure they'd like it if someone in the world thought they were dangerous to somebody at some point in history.  Besides themselves that is.

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Re: Re: Re: I hate Norway
« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2004, 08:08:58 AM »
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Ok.. this is were you lost me.


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