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Offline oboe

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« on: December 13, 2004, 03:37:24 PM »
About taxes, gun control, foreign policy, Social Security and healthcare.

But never have the conservative arguments been summed up so succinctly with absolute unassailable perfection as this:

 The Perfect Republican
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2004, 03:44:34 PM »
Can someone describe the sur-name "Ms." ?  I thought once you are married you are "Mrs."? Or does "Ms." mean ones independence from a man?  I don't get it?

Oh, and nice abs.
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Offline StarOfAfrica2

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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2004, 05:30:02 PM »
Ms. is one of those "liberated female" things.  The femme-nazi's got worked up because men always have "Mr." in front of their name, no matter their age or marital status, whereas women are "Miss" before marriage, and "Mrs." afterwards.  They came up with "Ms." as a compromise term for women that has no connotations of being single or married.
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2004, 05:33:31 PM »
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Ms. is one of those "liberated female" things.  The femme-nazi's got worked up because men always have "Mr." in front of their name, no matter their age or marital status, whereas women are "Miss" before marriage, and "Mrs." afterwards.  They came up with "Ms." as a compromise term for women that has no connotations of being single or married.


So, her husband is married but she's not? I'm confused.
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Offline oboe

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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2004, 06:13:21 PM »
  Doh!
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Offline Red Tail 444

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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2004, 06:51:44 PM »
Married to an NFL QB (who. like her wardrobe collection, is wildly overrated).
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2004, 07:13:11 PM »
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Married to an NFL QB (who. like her wardrobe collection, is wildly overrated).



Uh, zing?
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2004, 07:53:48 PM »
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Married to an NFL QB (who. like her wardrobe collection, is wildly overrated).


You're probably thinking of her husband's brother Matt, the QB for the Seahawks.  Her husband is the third QB for the Redskins and anything but overrated.  He's considered kinda sucky by everyone around the league.  :)
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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2004, 08:04:21 PM »
Rip, I assume you do not deal with the public at large, professionally?
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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2004, 02:02:32 AM »
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So, her husband is married but she's not? I'm confused.


ms. is a designation for either a woman who is married to a guy who has no testicles or pride,  or it could also designate a single woman who doesn't know how to STFU.
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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2004, 07:13:22 AM »
In business, it is a salutation to a woman whose status you don't know.
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« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2004, 07:16:52 AM »
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In business, it is a salutation to a woman whose status you don't know.


What ever happened to "Hey Babe..."?
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« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2004, 07:19:13 AM »
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In business, it is a salutation to a woman whose status you don't know.


But we know her status...married. :confused:
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« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2004, 07:42:36 AM »
it must be humiliating to admit that you ever watched any episode of any "survivor" show that didn't involve people actually.... surviving.

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« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2004, 01:39:16 PM »
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But we know her status...married. :confused:


I don't know how any guy could stay married to a woman who felt she had to hide the fact that she's married.
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