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Offline slimm50

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« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2004, 11:53:27 AM »
I love my Honda CR-V and Civic. I have no problems whatsoever changing the sparks or the oil.........cuz I have done EITHER in YEARS!!   The older I get, and the more money I make, the lazier (lazyer?)  I get. Our vehicles go to the shop regularly and often, so others may have the pleasure of working on my cars. I love to share:D

Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2004, 11:57:30 AM »
atleast you guys have a car..

i dont

but thats gonna change

maybe this week

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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2004, 12:00:38 PM »
You have to take the front Driver's side tire off to replace the Battery in my Plymouth Brees. That's just going out of your way to **** with the owner.

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Offline spitfiremkv

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« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2004, 12:32:55 PM »
If your wife's hot, I woulnd't mind working getting under her hood for free.:D :D :D

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« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2004, 07:21:26 PM »
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You have to take the front Driver's side tire off to replace the Battery in my Plymouth Brees. That's just going out of your way to **** with the owner.

-Sik


THAT'S WHAT I SAY

I see these designers/engineers sitting around the water cooler at work saying something like this:

"You think that's funny, I just made it so that the only way to get a socket on bolt X would be to use mechanical fingers......I'd love to see the poor slob work all day just to get the socket on just to find out there's no way he's gonna hook a ratchet up to it and even smaller chance of him getting a 'click' out of it"

these guys are crack smokers to come up with these designs.  I went in my garage this morning and saw my socket set sitting there witht he needle nose and kitchen knife still sitting by it and my hands just started hurting all over again.  She's gonna need shocks this spring and I'm making her take it to a shop.

My jeep I could tear down and build back up no problem.  Her POS.....hell NO!

Offline LePaul

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« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2004, 08:13:23 PM »
Just remember....the company that boasts having the most "professional grade engineering" leads the pack in recalls.

:rolleyes:

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« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2004, 10:21:30 PM »
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You think it's a b**** on as Explorer?  I wanted to change plugs on my Dodge-Cummins, and I still haven't even found the sominobeeches.


OMG I'm a girl and even I know that a cummins is a diesel engine. they DON"T HAVE spark plugs.

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« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2004, 10:37:46 PM »
You didn't read Greencloud's and RPM's posts that followed mine....did ya...
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2004, 12:59:04 AM »
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If your wife's hot, I woulnd't mind working getting under her hood for free.:D :D :D


Sure....if you can afford her you can take over the payments ANYTIME!;)

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« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2004, 04:13:36 AM »
Gunslingr, buy Japanese! They have the best reliability and maintenance ratings.

 In order for American vehicles to be competitive with Japanese, the U.S. puts a huge import tax on them.

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« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2004, 05:16:08 AM »
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You think it's a b**** on as Explorer?  I wanted to change plugs on my Dodge-Cummins, and I still haven't even found the sominobeeches.


ROFL ..Yep Cummins is notorious for hiding the sparkies. :D
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« Reply #26 on: December 15, 2004, 08:05:08 AM »
nilsen...  aren't you afraid the ice bears will eat the upholstry if you buy a car?   How will you afford the $30 a gallon gas?

lazs

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« Reply #27 on: December 15, 2004, 09:08:36 AM »
he's having his own oil-well in his backyard.

Offline slimm50

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« Reply #28 on: December 15, 2004, 09:45:34 AM »
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OMG I'm a girl and even I know that a cummins is a diesel engine. they DON"T HAVE spark plugs.

Alison, stop bragging and get back in the kitchen where you belong. Girls ain't s'posed to know that kind of stuff.   :p

Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #29 on: December 15, 2004, 09:54:32 AM »
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he's having his own oil-well in his backyard.


What's funny, is that I know a guy in Huntington Beach who does have an Oil Well in his back yard. It's the damnedest thing.

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