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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #45 on: December 15, 2004, 02:11:37 PM »
Don't forget, sniper.
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« Reply #46 on: December 15, 2004, 02:36:19 PM »
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you were better when you were a bungie jumpin champion :)


Yeah, I had more fun then too, but the Doctor said I had a choice- live another 10 years drinking like a fish, or live another thirty years sober. I did the math and now I drink alternate weeks, figure that'll give me twenty more years.

That's enough.

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« Reply #47 on: December 15, 2004, 02:43:17 PM »
Started in a Gas Station @ age 12...
worked there and a speed shop through High School Built StockCars/Dragsters
Left Misery and Worked on a power Plant as a Boilermaker in sewer city Iowa
(should have stayed with that)
Dad talked me into working for his buddy who was in the telephone contract business.
Traveled border to border coast to coast as a contract Splicer/Installer/lineman 16 years
Sheetrock Mechanic during contract dry spells in Dallas/Ft Worth area 7 years
Hired on with a local Phone Company as a Cable Maintenance Splicer
Construction Supervisor
Central Office Supervisor
Service Supervisor
Project Manager Circuit to Packet Conversion (first class 5 switch in the world ever cut to packet technology May 20th 2003)
Field Operations Manager National Staff

The job I thought I would be doing?....Bill Gates Boss...as a youngin i was always dreaming up and building electronic things...like a device that detected the db gain of a commercial when it came on TV blaring and stepped it down to a normal level.
Or how I could pipe sunlight into my basement room which had no windows....(used aluminum flex duct)
Spending hours writing programs on the ole "64" just to say naw no one would pay for that and wipe it out so I could start on my vision of transmitting sound through waves of light.(never quite got there on that one)....tons of stuff I see today it's like "humm thought of that one in "69"...just never had the money to do anything with them....I still have some prototypes of things just way too expensive to patent....Do have a couple of pat. pendings but thats it.......So I just have to survive the latest aquisition and spin off of the company I work for and make it 8 more years then I see myself building custom "rides"
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« Reply #48 on: December 15, 2004, 02:53:36 PM »
Well at first I wasnt sure what I wanted to be. I was running with the wrong crowd in South Central LA. I always wanted to be a Sheriff, but a severe *** whipping I took from them when I was 15 changed my mind. I also wanted to be an aircraft mechanic. So after a couple of years of trouble and violence I decided the military was the best route to get me out of LA. I signed up to the Marines to be an aircraft mechanic and ofcourse they put me in computer ops, go figure. I still work in computer ops to this day and still wish to be an aircraft mechanic. Never did I believe I would still be dealing with the military after 14 years.

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« Reply #49 on: December 15, 2004, 04:46:08 PM »
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Had I joined the service, I wouldn't have the wonderful children, wife and life I have today, however I feel a certain emptiness in my life having not served..

There's always the National Guard. Just 1 weekend a month and 2 weeks a year. I hear they are hiring.;)
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« Reply #50 on: December 15, 2004, 05:00:36 PM »
I was probably 4 years old when my Dad, the XO of an F-86D squadron at McGuire AFB came ripping down mainstreet of the little town we lived in off base in an F-86 and did a vertical pull and roll.

See, in those halcyon days a Major's family had one old car and Mom had it for shopping that day so this was Dad's way of telling her that he was about done for the day and that we should head to the base and pick him up.

Knew I was going to be an Air Force pilot from that day on, I think.

Did all the things I thought were going to be necessary to get the job and I got a 4 year AFROTC scholarship out of high school.

In college, for fun, I went pre-med because I liked science stuff and I'd always figured my second choice job would be as a vet because I always just loved working with dogs.

In college, the "professor of aerospace studies" found out I was pre-med and tried to make me give up my "1P"  (pilot training") rating and send me off to med school. He had the horsepower and the contract had the old "needs of the AF clause" and he could have pulled it off.

But my buddy the supply Sarge clued me in and told me to change my major if I wanted to fly. So I did and I went to UPT.

Loved the AF, loved my job. Hated working under Carter's Defense Department. Had Maintenance Colonel convince me as Aircraft Commander to commit fraud once in a fuel for airplane parts swap with a major airline in order to get necessary parts for our airplane so we could keep flying missions as directed by NSA. They never caught us.

That event made me decide I was done working for Carter. I actually thought he was going to win the election vs Reagan, so I put in my papers. Ha! Reagan won! Had I stayed in, I'd have most likely been a high ranking guy in the RC squadron during Desert Storm. That's about my only regret as far as the AF part goes.

Went to Delta; it was a good job. The lifestyle reads way better than it lives, but it's hard to get folks to believe that. Regrets there are that I spent way too many nights away from home. My kids grew up with a part time Dad and I missed an awful, awful lot of birthdays, holidays, sports events, etc. The luck of the hiring wheel made my class "junior" for a long, long time, so we flew the crap schedules seemingly forever. I had an opportunity to be a training department weenie early on that I turned down. Should have taken it; I'd have been home almost all the time just teaching sims. Probably could have got into the Management Pilot cycle too... but flying a desk still is a major turn off.

I did what I wanted to do though and I'm happy with that.

I'd probably have been just as happy or happier as a Vet though... and could have bought a good airplane. My vet buddies are doing awfully good.  ;)
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« Reply #51 on: December 15, 2004, 05:21:12 PM »
Not Jealous - hell the dude is my hero.


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« Reply #52 on: December 15, 2004, 07:22:21 PM »
I never really planned anything and so haven't accomplised anything career wise.  I'm in debt for going to college and taking computer programing (which I found I dispised) and ended up working in the IT industry, (which I have no love for).  

I woke up shortly after turning thirty to a wonderful wife and beautiful girl and no long term way support them, buy a house etc.  Certainly no prospects of carpets in the garage.  ;)  So I signed up with the military.  I've done my medical, aptitude tests, interviews etc.  The recruiters say that I should apply for the subsidised education program (cause the notices that i r teh jeanius!!), and I hope to be selected for one of my trades in the spring.

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« Reply #53 on: December 15, 2004, 08:44:01 PM »
Study real hard and go Navy. I heard they need someone to steer the oldest of the two canoes. The old guy just retired.

Good luck! ;)
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« Reply #54 on: December 15, 2004, 09:04:48 PM »
HS graduate..1977...USMC 2 weeks later...wound up going through boot camp twice(That was a bonus), because I never told them about the Disorderly Conduct arrest when I was 17.....Had a great time in the USMC actually traveled all over the world before the age of 21...Got out...worked security at a Nuclear power plant [That's the reason for the green skin tone]became a police officer and been one for almost 20 years loving every minute of it.. even went to college since....It's great , I drive a motorcycle and pretty much do what I want to do...

Regrets..1...When I was being discharged from the Marines some LA movie producer asked about twenty of us if we wanted to join a stunt man school in LA...5 or 6 of the guys took their offer and have been in some of the biggest grossing flicks in the last 20 years..  So yeah that I regret...Life goes on

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« Reply #55 on: December 15, 2004, 09:36:53 PM »
I just have to say, great thread! I always knew aviation attracted a certain crowd, and this proves it. What a great diverse group we are, and my hat goes off to all the folk that have taken the time to post a 'snip-it' of their lives here.

I wonder how many people read your stories, never posted a reply, but took inspiration from it.

Well done lads, great positive reading, .
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« Reply #56 on: December 15, 2004, 10:11:24 PM »
I went to a junior college right out of high school, as the small town I grew up in didn't have a university.  I majored in criminal justice, held a 4.0 and was on track for the polkice academy whn i decided to take an EMT basic class, figured it would never hurt to know that stuff as a cop.  I got a job at the local ambulance that summer and 12 years later was still at the company only as a paramedic/ field supervisor.  I saw first hand what the general public thinks of cops and decided i didn't want to be one.

In high school I was on track to go to the air force academy to be a pilot, wanted to fly f-16's so bad I could taste it.  Eye sight went bad my senior year and they dumped me.

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« Reply #57 on: December 15, 2004, 10:21:15 PM »
Oh gee, life story time....

I was abandoned as an infant next to a pond in Golden Gate Park and was raised by ducks. I was a good swimmer, and as often or not when some tourist threw a piece of popcorn in the water I would get to it first, but being unable to fly I was unable to accompany my adoptive parents and siblings South for the winter, so it was a lonely life.

I grew older, and larger, and when I was fifteen years old a strike replacement worker hired to clean the ponds noticed I wasn't a duck at all, but a human being. Still, to this day, I say God Bless the Unions- had they not gone on strike I'd still be swimming around in that pond, begging for popcorn today.

The sociologists worked miracles and, except for my habit of building nests out of twigs and weeds, I was "normal," whatever that means, by the age of 21.

I then took advantage of being able to speak both English and Waterfowl and entered into business- the Goose Down business. I'd helped out countless tired, hungry ducks and geese in the midst of migration back in the Old Days before I was rescued, so I started swapping goose food for their down and feathers. It wotked out great, too- made me millions of dollars, and tons of waterfowl friends.  

The yachts, the limos, the supermodels are all OK, but, still, I wonder.... What if I had really been a duck? What if I could REALLY fly?

I could have been the leader of a great flock.

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« Reply #58 on: December 15, 2004, 10:55:26 PM »
Airhead,

That story brought a tear to me eye. You are the winner in my book!


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« Reply #59 on: December 15, 2004, 11:47:51 PM »
What would you be if you weren't who you are?

Aura.


(Bravo, Airhead, you get an A for Fowlest Fable!)
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