In other news, the existance of a heavily populated, economically-significant landmass in Asia is confirmed.
Anthropologists from Oxford, when questioned as to what this landmass will be named, say they cannot be certain as of yet, but are leaning towards calling this still enigmatic region 'China'.
More news to follow.
As for Europe... Well, congrats on the Euro and all, but I think their accomplishments in the area of seamlessly incorporating Anti-Semitism into their rich and eclectic cultural identity should not be overlooked when awarding accolades.
Yeah! That's right! Take that silly book-writer man!