Author Topic: Calling all Bored BBS posters - or if you just want to get in (Read 34298 times)

Waffle · « **Reply #120 on:** December 18, 2004, 09:47:50 PM »

A Challenge has been issued!

"I donno, I've had meat-eaters put up decent debates. There's not as much to defend with a meat-eating diet so it's harder but for what they're running on I've seen some do pretty well.

I think I could rock as a troll lol. or at least be a hell of a lot better than the ones who come here. "

United · « **Reply #121 on:** December 18, 2004, 09:59:21 PM »

"*Sniff*

I'm a first time poster here, but I feel that I can get some comforting answers from you all.

I'm so mad at myself!

There are lots of little animals, like squirrels and racoons, that are running around in my yard. I love this, but they're eating my veggies! If they don't stop then I'm going to have to do something, because I don't wanna DIE!

I'm a vegan and if I lose my veggies, then I won't have any food! I live out in the country, so there are no stores near me.

I've tried talking to them, but they just won't stop eating my food! I explaINed that I love them and they can stay, but they just won't listen!!!

Then, today, I was walking through the yard and I saw a groundhog eating my lettuce!! I almost snapped and started to yell at it.

It just stared at me and kept on eating. I talked to my psychiatrist and she didn't know what to do. Guess that was some good money wasted... (she's a meat eater too

)

What can I do to make these poor innocent animals stop eating my garden!!!!"

Its completely idiodic, senseless, goes but I feel I can hook a few. They aren't the brightest bunch from what I've read.

I'll post it up at PETA later.

more smileys, forgot my name was "Amy Stake"

I also propose we all use a thing so we can recognize each other. I did an IN in the word explaINed. Be a nice little way to let others know who is with what board.

DrDea · « **Reply #122 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:08:28 PM »

You all of course know that everyone on the Peta boards is someone from a flight sim of some sort trolling everyone else.The ultimate irony.

Russian · « **Reply #123 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:11:07 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by United
"*Sniff*

I'm a first time poster here, but I feel that I can get some comforting answers from you all.

I'm so mad at myself! There are lots of little animals, like squirrels and racoons, that are running around in my yard. I love this, but they're eating my veggies! If they don't stop then I'm going to have to do something, because I don't wanna DIE! I'm a vegan and if I lose my veggies, then I won't have any food! I live out in the country, so there are no stores near me.

I've tried talking to them, but they just won't stop eating my food! I explaINed that I love them and they can stay, but they just won't listen!!! Then, today, I was walking through the yard and I saw a groundhog eating my lettuce!! I almost snapped and started to yell at it. It just stared at me and kept on eating. I talked to my psychiatrist and she didn't know what to do. Guess that was some good money wasted... (she's a meat eater too )

What can I do to make these poor innocent animals stop eating my garden!!!!"

Its completely idiodic, senseless, goes but I feel I can hook a few. They aren't the brightest bunch from what I've read.

I'll post it up at PETA later.

more smileys, forgot my name was "Amy Stake"

I also propose we all use a thing so we can recognize each other. I did an IN in the word explaINed. Be a nice little way to let others know who is with what board.

That will get deleted too quickly ...play first....little by little..

Estes · « **Reply #124 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:13:48 PM »

Heres my first message.

Here

Notice the crack at ripsnort

DrDea · « **Reply #125 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:18:16 PM »

Snicker....the hook wiggles ever so slightly.

http://216.197.111.89/public/folder_view.cfm?pageid=341&option=view_thread&postid=932927&folderid=727
Whos pitty the kitty.Good work

DrDea · « **Reply #126 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:19:46 PM »

Waffle where are you posting?I wanna wing ya

Waffle · « **Reply #127 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:22:41 PM »

i'm in on the second page - animals 101 or whatever..lol

United · « **Reply #128 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:22:55 PM »

Yeah, now that I think about it I pushed it too hard. I'll just troll existing threads then.

SuperDud · « **Reply #129 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:34:24 PM »

I'm glad you all enjoyed it. You just got to think up something that is simple yet sad and believable. I'm tryin to get those freaks to give me some ideas on how to get my parents back:rofl

DrDea · « **Reply #130 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:35:13 PM »

Waffle you just got punted

RTStuka · « **Reply #131 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:35:14 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by DrDea
Snicker....the hook wiggles ever so slightly.
http://216.197.111.89/public/folder_view.cfm?pageid=341&option=view_thread&postid=932927&folderid=727
Whos pitty the kitty.Good work

HAHA I am Pitty the Kitty...... I really wished they had not taken off my post where I acted like a Vegan and I said that veggies and meat eaters were going to hell and that I loved everyone. I reallly was being creative on that one.

DrDea · « **Reply #132 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:36:47 PM »

I read that one LMAO...Vegetarians and meat eaters are going to hell.I about spit on the monitor.

RTStuka · « **Reply #133 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:41:56 PM »

HAHA Estes started the doe thread, classic.

eskimo2 · « **Reply #134 on:** December 18, 2004, 10:42:25 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Estes
Heres my first message.

Here

Notice the crack at ripsnort

ROTFLMAO!

Oh my god, "so I took her into my heated garage (It's also carpeted)"

It seems that 75% of the responces to AH poser threads are from other AHers. It still pretty damn funny though.

eskimo