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Offline Modas

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Joke of the day
« on: December 20, 2004, 10:13:11 AM »
An elderly man who lived on the outskirts of Rome went to church for confession.

He said, "Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Enemy...  So I hid her in my attic".

The priest said, "That was a wonderful thing you did my son,
and you have no need to confess that".

"It's worse than that, Father... She paid me with sexual favours!"

The priest said: "Two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."

"And what is that?" said the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

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Joke of the day
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2004, 11:56:40 AM »
"Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.

 Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said,

'"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?"  She pulled it out and stared at it.

Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing.  Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."