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Offline rpm

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« on: December 20, 2004, 11:11:24 PM »
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Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.
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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2004, 11:23:25 PM »
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Your score is 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a dedicated supporter and great admirer of President Bush. You believe it is a matter of vital national interest that Bush be re-elected in order to save America from both the terrorists and the Democrats. Not only do you plan to vote for Bush, but you believe it is every American's patriotic duty to do so as well


I think I'm more of a 7.  Those answers were kinda misleading.  I agree with most of that except for the last sentence.  It would sound better like this:


Not only do you plan to vote for Bush, but you believe it is every American's vote as well
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2004, 11:26:00 PM »
interesting

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Your score is 2 on a scale of 1 to 10. You believe John Kerry is unfit to be president. While your disapproval stops short of outright hatred, there is nothing he could do or say that could sway your fundamental belief that he is a dangerous, terrorist-coddling, flip-flopping menace who must be stopped.
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2004, 11:37:17 PM »
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Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Believer in President Bush. Your loyalty and devotion to him is matched only by your desire to see his liberal detractors locked away and declared enemy combatants. If all Americans thought as you did, and were it constitutionally viable, George W. Bush would be president for life.


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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2004, 11:40:54 PM »
Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Believer in President Bush. Your loyalty and devotion to him is matched only by your desire to see his liberal detractors locked away and declared enemy combatants. If all Americans thought as you did, and were it constitutionally viable, George W. Bush would be president for life.
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2004, 12:14:36 AM »
Interesting indeed.
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Your score is 7 on a scale of 1 to 10. John Kerry is your man. He may not be perfect in your eyes, but next to the smirking idiot who occupies the White House right now, he looks like Abraham Lincoln.
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2004, 12:29:40 AM »
Your result is Mauve on a scale of Chartreuse to Pacific Green.  You are smart enough to realize that the premise of the quiz poisons any chance the questions will represent how you feel in any way.  You also realize that questions like 'Do y'all like family?' will hardly have any reflection on what you think of a political character.  Finally, you may be a complete smartass.

Wow, zinged.
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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2004, 12:39:08 AM »
Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate John Kerry with every fiber of your being. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: a weak, liberal, flip-flopping, elitist, condescending appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Worst of all, you think he looks French.

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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2004, 12:45:17 AM »
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Worst of all, you think he looks French.

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2004, 08:13:48 AM »
years ago..on a visit to a small Texas town, the Bush limo ran over a small puppy a family had just purchased for their son, RPM..

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« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2004, 08:24:04 AM »
aaw c'mon laz, it's all in good fun. The multiple choice questions are pretty funny. There's a Kerry test as well, so have fun with it.

BTW, you were close... I was very nearly run over by a limo at the Texas State Fair in '76. But it was Rosalind Carter's!
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« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2004, 08:40:13 AM »
And I thought I gave him the benefit of the doubt on a few questions:
Bush loyalty quiz
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Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.


This one however was right on the money:
Kerry loyalty quiz
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Your score is 6 on a scale of 1 to 10. You're leaning toward John Kerry, although you have some reservations about him. You believe he's presidential material, but wonder if he truly has what it takes to defeat President Bush. He's a bit uninspiring and makes you wince on occasion, but you're willing to suck it up and vote for him anyway.
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« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2004, 08:43:17 AM »
kerrie who?   rpm... you lost.

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« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2004, 08:46:34 AM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
kerrie who?   rpm... you lost.

lazs

You just figured that out all by yourself? Next thing you will tell me is this is an old test.
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« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2004, 08:49:07 AM »
It's an old test.... let go.

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