Author Topic: baddest feeling ever (Read 592 times)

classy man · « **on:** December 23, 2004, 02:54:43 PM »

hello guys its me again ihave had a bad sheituation coem up resnetly. i been having bad problems with my own hemmuroids for a long time. this is private and i don't like to say it on whole baord but thought i would need too. my doctor said get whole surgery in other words have a scappul cut them slap off my recktum:( . this really gave me the hebejebes.

but from where i'm from we're pretty tough people and i told doctor i would just have a localiaziton deadining. (i did not like to be put out and put money in those rich anesttetihes pockets) i figure they make enough.

so i went to have surgery done. ARRRRGHH!:mad:

it hurts like a pack of skorpions. GARGGH!:mad:

i'm at home recovernig now and just wanted to share this with you other men sense we're all kind of close together.

peace out!

>holds recktum<

oboe · « **Reply #1 on:** December 23, 2004, 03:21:33 PM »

Its so nice to have hblair back!

Stringer · « **Reply #2 on:** December 23, 2004, 03:46:43 PM »

He is the classiest classical classy man!

classy man · « **Reply #3 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:31:48 PM »

does none of you men have hemmuroids? noone likes to help me here. why are you men so callussed!!?

well i'm feelign better with or without youere help.

thanks for nethin:(

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:33:53 PM »

Your trying to find help from n ONLINE forrum about WWII aircraft, full of people that have fun by putting others down. Hmm...

Stringer · « **Reply #5 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:35:46 PM »

Classy,
I think your friends over at the beemer board will know ALOT more about ass-aches.

Leslie · « **Reply #6 on:** December 28, 2004, 12:52:20 PM »

Weel Classy Man, my daddy told me when piles becomes troublesome, you need to stick yer finger up in thar an push em back in, and that sumtimes works. He larnt that frum goin ta sea an bein on a ship an all.

They didn't have ninjuhs an all bak in dem days, but I figger Bruce Lee coulda dun that if he had piles, tho he didn't right bout that. It's kinna a personal thang, iff'in yer know whut I meen.

Les

Gunthr · « **Reply #7 on:** December 28, 2004, 01:02:16 PM »

was wondering what you thought of the rectum as a hole ...
(and don't tell me it stinks)

SunKing · « **Reply #8 on:** December 28, 2004, 01:14:48 PM »

gotta love those Mississippi edumacations.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #9 on:** December 28, 2004, 01:16:29 PM »

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Originally posted by Stringer
Classy,
I think your friends over at the beemer board will know ALOT more about ass-aches.

Hehe, 75,000 5 and 7 series recalled because of defective heated seats.

Drunky · « **Reply #10 on:** December 28, 2004, 01:50:39 PM »

Once wen I went to them doctor's office, I felt reall special.

Started waring them fancy suits, you know, tuxedos.

Peoples started asking me why I was dressed up so fancy.

So I's tell them, "Them doctor told me I was 'impo-tent' and if I'm so impo-tent then I had better dress like it."

lazs2 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2004, 02:51:39 PM »

the real cure is pretty simple... sqat down until the roids touch the ground... now, put your heels of your boots on em and then real quick.... stand up.

lazs

Blooz · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2004, 03:52:39 PM »

Had a real bad "hemmuroid" once.

Couldn't sit to watch TV or play on the computer without it bothering me real bad...

then I divorced her.

Silat · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2004, 04:01:59 PM »

Please use some of that money you saved for a spelling tutor Mr Classy:)

Skuzzy · « **Reply #14 on:** December 28, 2004, 04:28:54 PM »

So, what's with the shades account hblair?