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Offline rpm

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« on: December 24, 2004, 07:31:25 AM »
THIS has to be the strangest thread I've ever read. I laughed, I cried, I threw up in my mouth a little.

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« Last Edit: December 25, 2004, 02:14:48 AM by rpm »
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Offline Trell

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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2004, 08:38:11 AM »
lol  What a ****ed up story.  It was a great read  but  that guy sure can make up **** lol
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Offline indy007

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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2004, 08:45:55 AM »
I take back anything bad I've ever said about my roommates. I've never had to make Fort Indy in my bedroom.
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Offline Kanth

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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2004, 09:47:24 AM »
wow great story!
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2004, 11:23:12 AM »
OMG if this statement about the guys roomate doesnt get you to read this post I don't know what will.

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So anyway, I am crawling through the hole I've made in the blockaded hallway. I finally realize why he has been making so much noise. The ****er has made some kind of evil fortress. If my room is the fortress of light, his is the fortress of evil. And feces


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Well, I guess it will be a few years before I can eat lasagna again.




"I laughed, I cried, I threw up in my mouth a little"
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Yup me too.....I had to put my cold morning pizza down!
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Offline Gonzo

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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2004, 12:09:13 PM »
um...yeah...just...wow
What I'm left with is...
:D :( :rolleyes: :mad: :confused: :rofl :eek: all rolled into one
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Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2004, 03:42:13 PM »
How do you view it without joining?  There aren't any login IDs on bugmenot.com

edit: Nevermind, I didnt notice you had to scroll down from the ad to join to view it.
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Offline Drunky

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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2004, 03:54:54 PM »
Interesting.  Very interesting.

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Offline 1K0N

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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2004, 04:22:20 PM »
IF you ever had a webpage designer turned Crackpotato as a tennant non of this story would surprise you....As a landlord, I have cleaned up after this guy before....
 Never again!

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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2004, 04:27:58 PM »
Freekin stooooPid story....

Just another trash thread....where's Skuzzy?



Has nothing doing being in here....

rpm whatevar respect I had for you is now gone, ziltch, nada....

This was a post just to throw sick watermelon into the O~Club.


HT or Skuzzy...lock this NooBs thread..... Please.


Oh and rpm.....


STFU if you can't post anything worth reading.  stunninghunk.

Not a personal attack, I'd say the same to anyone that had posted this crap.

You find crap like this enjoyable rpm?  Then yer one sick Phuck...


Post elsewhere.


BTW Merry Christmas.

Hope yer head is screwed!

:D
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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2004, 04:40:16 PM »
Fiction, and not even coherent fiction at that.
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Offline Russian

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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2004, 05:16:46 PM »
No pics? Weak....
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2004, 05:56:08 PM »
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No pics? Weak....


I don't think pics would cut it.  The visual descriptions do it much more justice.  :cool:
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Offline airbumba

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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2004, 06:20:34 PM »
You see, you have to physically grasp them and rub their nose in it and throw them outside when it first happens. Nip it in the bud so to speak.

Hehe, i woulda had some pals over and just for watermelon and giggles, while drinking heavily, I'd make him eat some of his fried chit. It's not good to waste ...um, waste.

I think it's a skitzo writing this, and he's writing from the extremes of his personalities, one is the EXACT opposite of the other. Kinda bull the way the cops wouldn't notice nuthin.
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2004, 06:23:33 PM »
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You see, you have to physically grasp them and rub their nose in it and throw them outside when it first happens. Nip it in the bud so to speak.

Hehe, i woulda had some pals over and just for watermelon and giggles, while drinking heavily, I'd make him eat some of his fried chit. It's not good to waste ...um, waste.

I think it's a skitzo writing this, and he's writing from the extremes of his personalities, one is the EXACT opposite of the other. Kinda bull the way the cops wouldn't notice nuthin.


Geesh why can't it be just funny story time?
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