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Offline rpm

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« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2004, 06:25:10 PM »
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Freekin stooooPid story....

Just another trash thread....where's Skuzzy?



Has nothing doing being in here....

rpm whatevar respect I had for you is now gone, ziltch, nada....

This was a post just to throw sick watermelon into the O~Club.


HT or Skuzzy...lock this NooBs thread..... Please.


Oh and rpm.....


STFU if you can't post anything worth reading.  stunninghunk.

Not a personal attack, I'd say the same to anyone that had posted this crap.

You find crap like this enjoyable rpm?  Then yer one sick Phuck...


Post elsewhere.


BTW Merry Christmas.

Hope yer head is screwed!

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Sorry if it upset you Mac, but it was like a car wreck on the freeway... I was forced to look at it. I have no idea if it's true or not, but it was compelling. Please note that I did'nt cut and paste any of it, merely made it available for you. And quite honestly, I thank God there were no pics!
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« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2004, 06:37:51 PM »
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Geesh why can't it be just funny story time?


Well me and my pals would find that freak eatin his own crap funny. lol It's funny to think of it now, hehe. I bet you he'd stop crappin.

...actually if you eat only crap, would u still crap the same crap? Or would there be like a whole new crap?  Hmmm...i'll bring this up with the boys Sunday during football, and see what we can come up with. Crap on.

...lol, wait that's it. That's how ya train the freak. Shove the extension cord in his mouth attatched to the 'Clapper'. Everytime he craps , you clap.

Crap on,..(clap) ...crap off.

lol, we're having way to much fun with this over here, we gotta go drink some more, cyas later.
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« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2004, 07:43:23 PM »
Totaly BS story.. If that's true the guy posting is worse than the roommate for allowing that. . I don't believe it.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2004, 07:47:10 PM by SunKing »
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« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2004, 09:33:53 PM »
LOL SunKing, your icon begs to differ.
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Re: Feces, garbage bags, destroyed apartment, insanity.
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2004, 10:16:17 PM »
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THIS has to be the strangest thread I've ever read. I laughed, I cried, I threw up in my mouth a little.


Think I'll save reading it for an empty stomach
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« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2004, 10:39:40 PM »
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LOL SunKing, your icon begs to differ.


both figments of the imagination.
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« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2004, 11:13:52 PM »
I read the whole thing and all I have to say is this:


Wow.
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« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2004, 04:07:28 AM »
lol RPM. thx for sharing that story :D
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« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2004, 10:21:04 PM »
The guy has talent.
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« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2004, 03:08:52 AM »
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I kicked open the bathroom door and screamed at the top of my lungs,
"YOU ******* **** ****"

I wasn't in the right mind to come up with awesome catch phrases, so let's pretend I screamed something bannable like, "The juice is loose!"


:rofl :rofl :rofl

I don't buy one word of this story, but it was entertaining.

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« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2004, 12:13:40 AM »
A few words of advice for potential room-mates: A light fixture is not a toilet. A heating vent is not a toilet. The sink is not a toilet. The oven is not a toilet. That is all.


LOL Pretty much says it all don't it?
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« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2004, 01:01:12 AM »
Six bloody tarantula's!! (I know it's not as bad as crapping in the stove, but that really got my attention)

 Tronsky
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« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2004, 01:08:18 AM »
That entire story is BS.... I know the devices.

While I'm game for a good yarn no matter what... it was dissapointing seeing all the goons fall for it.
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« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2004, 01:32:53 AM »
Oh I don't know Nash.
I had a roomy that had a rather large dog that he never let out.
And I kept my 1976 maico aw400 motocross bike in the livingroom.

But no spiders that I knew of anyway.
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« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2004, 01:55:20 AM »
Did your large dog suddenly attack a visitor.... kill him.... and since it was natural... what dogs do... you decided it was best for all involved that you keep mum? I mean, really.... it's National Geographic stuff, right? Mother Nature. No blame. Right?

How did you dispose of the body?

Hmm... or did you even need to? You mentioned a large meat-eating dog, didn't you?

Ok,  so over the course of 9 days, you let the dog chew on the corpse... and you paced it all out... because the dog was one gigantic ticket labelled "innocence" with four legs.... and you didn't need it to keel over prematurely on account of too much meat eating.

But the stink....Whooo boy! The stink was somethingh else. Not for you - no - you could handle anything. But the neighbors....

Because if the neighbors caught the scent of dog slobbered-on human meat they might get antsy. Might start poking around. It would be touch-and-go.

That's where the bike in your livingroom comes in.

Not only would the smell of all those sweet cee ceee's be wafting out the window like the official deodorant of the Gods- but the engine sound would mask the carnage of the dog processing your visitor into tiny, conveniently transported bite-sized pieces.

And uh... yeah.... stay tuned, or whatever.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2004, 01:57:41 AM by Nash »
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