Author Topic: Worst... Gift... Evar! (Read 679 times)

hawker238 · « **on:** December 24, 2004, 09:10:25 AM »

Pretty straightforward, folks: What's the lamest gift you've ever received.

Curval · « **Reply #1 on:** December 24, 2004, 09:18:26 AM »

A nail grooming kit from my father.

The first thing I said was "Gee, what will I get next year, deoderant?"

I got two collectible die-cast WW2 planes the next year.

hawker238 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 24, 2004, 09:29:33 AM »

My friends like to get me novelty presents. Previous years I got coloring book and children's bible activity sets. This year was (strange coincidence Curval) women's deodorant.

NUKE · « **Reply #3 on:** December 24, 2004, 09:31:20 AM »

Not given to me, but most lame gift EVER was given to my younger brother by our dad.

My brother was 16 and had his first for car for awhile . We are all opening gifts on Christamas morning and everyone got some descent stuff........except Kenny.

Kenny received a hand written note from dad that read: "New interior for your car"

The "new interior for the car" never materialised and nobody ever talks about it.

.......well, once in awhile my other brothers and I bring it up so we can have a laugh and rib him about it.

That was the most lame gift I have even seen.

1K0N · « **Reply #4 on:** December 24, 2004, 09:36:30 AM »

Nothing.... But why complain.... Why would you complain if you got a gift...lotsa kids never see gift one from anyone....

IKON

JB88 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 24, 2004, 09:54:42 AM »

JB88 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 24, 2004, 09:55:38 AM »

actually, i take that back...the fruitcake came in handy one day when i couldnt find a hammer.

streetstang · « **Reply #7 on:** December 24, 2004, 10:30:41 AM »

Santa is dead and they never celebrated Christmas during the Civil war.

parker00 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 24, 2004, 10:33:01 AM »

I once got a singing santa clause tie. Ugliest thing you ever seen.

68Parker

Gonzo · « **Reply #9 on:** December 24, 2004, 10:36:25 AM »

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Oww, my teath hurt just looking at it...

Creamo · « **Reply #10 on:** December 24, 2004, 10:56:39 AM »

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Nothing....

IKON

It's pry because no one liked you.

I got a hermit crab once, and it was the worst present ever. I hate crabs, even when served with steaming side of garlic butter. It got flushed soon after.

It just wasn't a Sizzlers Fat track with 2 cars, or an Evel Knievel stunt bike or the Scramble Van with a jump.

LePaul · « **Reply #11 on:** December 24, 2004, 11:02:43 AM »

Sadly, this was recent...a year or two

I dont know why or how but my parents had bought me some nice LL Bean sweatshirts...and had my initials monogramed on all 5. She told me the operator suggested it. I was polite as I could be but i reminded her some time later (when asked why i never wore them) than I hadnt worn anything with my initials since i was in 1st Grade.

hawker238 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 24, 2004, 11:05:07 AM »

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I know, who gives those?!

NUKE · « **Reply #13 on:** December 24, 2004, 11:15:05 AM »

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I know, who gives those?!

It's actually the same one sent over and over and over again, re-gifted and passed along to the next victim each year.

The last one actually produced has been traced back to 1958, I think.

Gonzo · « **Reply #14 on:** December 24, 2004, 12:04:30 PM »

My Grandpa actually liked fruitcake, never quite understood it, still don't