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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2005, 12:25:52 AM »
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my left neck is killing me today too.  Mines not from injury I just slept on it wrong.


How many necks do you have?
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« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2005, 02:29:15 AM »
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How many necks do you have?


One for every chin

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« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2005, 02:58:14 AM »
Hope he dont live in Chinatown.

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« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2005, 05:30:30 AM »
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Originally posted by hawker238
Heh, you realize how much like Hawklore you are in this thread, don't you Furball? ;)

No offense to either party, of course.


I was very careful not to appear similar to Hawklore.

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« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2005, 05:49:04 AM »
So how much does hot totty cost these days anyway?

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« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2005, 07:09:07 AM »
here's something I can help with.  I injure myself almost every month and have been doing it for years.

what schaden said in the top 1/2

what wombat said

however, prior to see seeing a chiro see a licensed masseus.  it may well be muscular and she :) should be able to tell right away.

if not muscular then a chiro is a good place to start.  while the holistic approach to healing is pooh poohed by the "real doctors"  every one of my sports related injuries has been best treated by the holistic approach.

Good luck, play hard it keeps you young. albeit painfully at times.

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« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2005, 09:31:50 AM »
Forget the chiro.
There is a better way.

Your vertibre are out of allignment and simply need to be reset.

Here is the surefire all in one fix that will sove all you ailments
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