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Offline stenographer

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« on: December 31, 2004, 01:39:02 PM »
Public Alert

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs this Xmas to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere... It comes in bottles, cans, from taps, and in large "kegs."

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something "bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Course" in the yellow pages.

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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2004, 01:44:56 PM »
Absolutely priceless!!!!! Thanks for the heads up unfortunantly I was attacked by one of these predetors 12 years ago and have been forced into that M word you used. I have been un able to escape the grasps of this monster due to the fear of being assaulted with the "child support" gun she wields. Beware, this is not a drill!!!!! Raptor

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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2004, 01:54:01 PM »
I'd like to claim ownership of this one but was just taken by it when I saw it in an unrelated forum.  I knew it would be the kind of thing AHers would appreciate.

Have a good one all.  

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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2004, 09:54:28 PM »
These predators were caught and drafted into the military. They make up the 306th Wife Ack Squadron based out of KnitBishRookville, USA.

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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2004, 11:17:56 PM »
Home studies have shown these predators are very adaptable to their enviroment. They have learned to take advantage of testosterone and know how to exploit its weakness. This is very dangerous for the testosterone hosts and we advise they resort to Porn as an alternative seductive... err sedative.

HELP STOP THESE PREDATORS!

-Paul-

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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2005, 12:50:45 AM »
Excessive time spent playing AH has actually proved succesful in the fight against the bonds of "relationships" and even "marriage".

Central sources in the female predators community confirms that they have problems with male subjects that spend a lot of time playing this thing called "AH".

The effect of playing AH is proportional to the amount of time spent playing.

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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2005, 02:37:51 AM »
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Originally posted by Paul

HELP STOP THESE PREDATORS!

-Paul-


Heck yeah!  The more of you that resist, the less competition!  :D

Beer played heavily in the formation of my second marriage, unfortunately for her I sobered up.  However, I have found that if you have enough willpower, you can beat them at their own game.  Either way, its alot of fun and even though I am tied down I can still enjoy the sport as a limited participant.

Happy New Year yall, and good hunting!

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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2005, 03:52:51 AM »
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Originally posted by FBRaptor
Absolutely priceless!!!!! Thanks for the heads up unfortunantly I was attacked by one of these predetors 12 years ago and have been forced into that M word you used. I have been un able to escape the grasps of this monster due to the fear of being assaulted with the "child support" gun she wields. Beware, this is not a drill!!!!! Raptor



LOL think you got it bad?
I got all exited today about buying a new vacum cleaner.
Now how sick is that!

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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2005, 04:52:25 AM »
:lol :lol

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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2005, 04:54:10 AM »
Happy N Y To All by the way:aok

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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2005, 07:19:31 AM »
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Originally posted by wombatt
LOL think you got it bad?
I got all exited today about buying a new vacum cleaner.
Now how sick is that!


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl