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Offline Slash27

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« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2005, 12:13:07 AM »
I know 2 former AH players who's wifes blamed the computer as the major player in the divorces.

Cant wait to get married:aok

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« Reply #31 on: January 03, 2005, 12:12:03 PM »
I fly with a headset/mic combo.....
I get the "conversation time" and get yelled at cause she can't talk to me when I am flying!!  It is like "DON"T YOU SEE I'M BUSY"  I just get the "Never mind!"
By then....I have hit the trees.:D
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« Reply #32 on: January 03, 2005, 01:48:16 PM »
I'm lucky. My wifes a saint. Never get wife ack. I also never ignore my wife either. Sometimes she plays flight attendant and brings me food. When she want's or needs something she asks. Then I say "I can't right now I'm in the middle of a fight!!" Them she adds "When you get shot down will you give me a hand??" I get no respect either!:D
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« Reply #33 on: January 03, 2005, 02:14:36 PM »
Ok this is gonna get get me laughed at but I just about got my butt handed to me by my wife over this game.       There has been many fights about the amount of time I play at any one time.
I can spend 10 minutes on it and get yelled at or 8 hours and get screamed at.     Anymore I only play when the little princess is at work.    Its just not worth the agrrevation and me going to prison over this game.

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« Reply #34 on: January 03, 2005, 03:45:27 PM »
What about husband-ack?



At least i dont ask: 'who the hell is Nicki?!?'
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« Reply #35 on: January 03, 2005, 04:15:14 PM »
Maybe not.But now we have Frank!  LOL

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« Reply #36 on: January 03, 2005, 04:24:34 PM »
88s?????   Where in the world does she find clothes?    :eek:



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Oh oh. My wife who was reading this thread just noted that I have had over 7000 posts on this BB.

The 88's just kicked in.

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« Reply #37 on: January 03, 2005, 09:17:45 PM »
It's simple really
 Just remind her if you did'nt have AH, you'd be down at the bar drinking:D

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« Reply #38 on: January 03, 2005, 10:00:52 PM »
What Flit said.

Wife loves that I'm home virtually flying, instead of realality out drinking. And if she acts up I stuff her pantyhose down the 88 she is firing from, next thing ya know she covered in melted nylon.

And if she really starts to bother me,

All I have to do is ask for sex, that usually scares her off.


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« Reply #39 on: January 04, 2005, 12:51:18 AM »
Don't have that problem. My GF has her own account and enjoys it has much as I do.

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« Reply #40 on: January 04, 2005, 02:40:52 AM »
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Originally posted by Flossy
I used to get upset years ago because I was more concerned about the costs when Zeb used to play AW on the London host.  A long-distance phone call, combined with an hourly charge, meant we had some huge bills.  Once he moved to AW on Gamestorm I felt a lot happier and even got interested myself....  ;)


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« Reply #41 on: January 04, 2005, 06:27:08 AM »
LOL FD!  :D
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« Reply #42 on: January 04, 2005, 08:26:03 AM »
The first 2 years I was married I had ICQ running all the time with sound enabled.

So I'd be taking a break from the puter, sitting with my wife & ICQ would go off in the other room. Yeuuehew!

Wife stops dead, looks over her shoulder, pins me with "The" look.

"Your ***** in the other room is calling"

Yeah, wife ack big time.

So I dumped ICQ,  quite flying "Quite" so much when she was around.  Didn't hurt any when I'd get calls from these guys named "Daddog" Ozark, Teerex" etc.

So now she realises its not just a game, and a few friends. Its a way of life, and a lot of brothers. She's seen the way the Mongrels support those in need.

No more wife ack. (although she will come rape me now & then while I'm in the TA just for old times sake.)

But Fri nights when I fly with the squad its hands off, lock the doors, phone off the hook and do NOT go into the office.

Life is good  :)

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« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2005, 08:43:44 AM »
WOW!

I read these stories and can't beleive it.  My wife never bothers me when I am on my computer.  She occasionally shows up and asks if I need anything.  She will even run interferance for me when my 6 year old gets anxious.  He will come in and I will let him sit in my lap and fly for awhile.  When the wife see's he is starting to get bothersome she will come in and nab him.  

The other day after spending my entire vacation in front of AH she told me it was nice to spend a quite xmas vacation at home this year and that she is glad I am flying again (I quit WB in 97).  She enjoys watching me have a great time.

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« Reply #44 on: January 04, 2005, 08:43:47 AM »
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Originally posted by Flit
It's simple really
 Just remind her if you did'nt have AH, you'd be down at the bar drinking:D


With the emphasis on "at the bar"

Couldnt possibly be the drinking:D
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