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Offline moose

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« on: December 31, 2004, 05:13:46 PM »
hey, what are the symptoms of food poisoning?

out of the blue i started puking and crapping my brains out yesterday. today i feel pretty normal. :confused:

not a hangover either. very bizarre
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2004, 05:21:30 PM »
Hmmmm depends.... has the wifey increased your Insurance coverage lately?  Strange men in Black suits following you?  Black Helocopters in the neighbourhood?  Were you up for election in any 3rd World Country?


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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2004, 05:25:10 PM »
As a precaution, I prescribe the immediate application of a tin foil hat.

:D

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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2004, 05:26:27 PM »
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As a precaution, I prescribe the immediate application of a tin foil hat.

:D

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Exactly...Tin Foil hat right now....without hesitation!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2004, 05:28:46 PM »
Hmmm I'm thinking he had a lapse of time... between the pukin and the chitz...which leads to only one thing....


Alien Probe!!!


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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2004, 05:44:30 PM »
First, are you an EU/US/Polish puppet running for any public office in the Ukraine?

If you are, you need to get checked for dioxin poisoning.
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2004, 05:55:21 PM »
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Originally posted by moose
hey, what are the symptoms of food poisoning?


I had it once.  Vomitting for 6 hours until stomach is empty.  No appetite what-so-ever.  If you can hold any food down then it is not food poisoning.

Doctor had me eating applesauce and 7-UP for two days.  He said it was the only thing the stomach could digest.

I got it from undercooked cafeteria french fries.
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2004, 06:04:58 PM »
I had some tartar sauce once that had been on the chow line a bit too long. Unless you go from "I don't feel so good" to "I think I'm dying" then "Dear God, kill me now PLEASE" and end up curled into a ball in the bathtub lying in a mixture of your own high velocity projectile excretions from various orafices too weak to pull the trigger... you don't have food poisioning.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2004, 06:37:48 PM by rpm »
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2004, 06:07:20 PM »
How to cure food poisioning-  Go to the vitamin section of a drugstore or grocery.  Buy something called "Acidophilus".  Its a beneficial bacteria that lives in a person's stomach and intestines.  It will kill the unhealthy forms of bacteria that cause food poisoning.
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2004, 06:09:27 PM »
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I had some tartar sauce once that had been on the chow line a bit too long once. Unless you go from "I don't feel so good" to "I think I'm dying" then "Dear God, kill me now PLEASE" and end up curled into a ball in the bathtub lying in a mixture of your own high velocity projectile excretions from various orafices too weak to pull the trigger... you don't have food poisioning.


yeah, that pretty much sums it up nicely. there was a point where i just fell asleep on my floor lying in the fetal position with puke next to me.

i couldn't even drink water without it coming right back up.

dominoes pizza might have been the culprit. i wish i could sue them or something because its been the most miserable 24 hours of my life.
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« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2004, 06:10:42 PM »
When you realize that you are in the throes of food poisening, and that it will all go away within hours... you can kind of appreciate the whole thing, in a funny way. And in-between the ungodly intestinal upheavals even laugh about it a little. And if your bathroom is set up so you can be sittin' on the can while at the same time be able to lean your head over into the bathtub, you're cookin' with gas.

I say enjoy it.
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« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2004, 06:10:43 PM »
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yeah, that pretty much sums it up nicely. there was a point where i just fell asleep on my floor lying in the fetal position with puke next to me.

i couldn't even drink water without it coming right back up.

dominoes pizza might have been the culprit. i wish i could sue them or something because its been the most miserable 24 hours of my life.


Dominoes pizza? Weird, I had that a couple weeks ago.

And shortly after, I had the worst stomach pain i've ever experienced in my life.

-edit- Throwing up, coming out both ends at the same time. All that magical stuff. -edit-
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« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2004, 06:13:09 PM »
You don't have to be near-death to have food poisioning.  Food poisoning can be caused by many different types of bacteria, symptoms range from loose stools, to vomiting, to death (if that can be considered a symptom).
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« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2004, 06:14:20 PM »
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Dominoes pizza? Weird, I had that a couple weeks ago.

And shortly after, I had the worst stomach pain i've ever experienced in my life.

-edit- Throwing up, coming out both ends at the same time. All that magical stuff. -edit-
MMMM, order an extra side of wings! Yeehaw!

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Food poisoning can be caused by many different types of bacteria, symptoms range from loose stools, to vomiting, to death (if that can be considered a symptom).

It can be considered a blessing if onset rapidly.
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« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2004, 06:27:21 PM »
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And if your bathroom is set up so you can be sittin' on the can while at the same time be able to lean your head over into the bathtub, you're cookin' with gas.


:lol


thankfully, it is
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