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Offline Shuckins

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Predictions for the New Year, 2005
« on: December 31, 2004, 10:25:49 PM »
Here is your chance to practice the art of prophecy.  What events would you predict are going to take place in the New Year.

Personally, I believe, or predict, that Osama Bin Laden will be killed.  Not captured, killed.  He will not go meekly into captivity like Saddam Hussein.  He has evaded us for three years...but he cannot evade our massive search forever.  His time is running out.
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Offline NUKE

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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2004, 10:27:33 PM »
I predict that I will be even more smarter and haves more money likes the years before.
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2004, 10:30:28 PM »
Let me begin the process for you.  Drop the "more" that precedes smarter and drop the "s" at the end of haves.

Sheesh.  ;)
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2004, 10:36:22 PM »
I predict that Kerry takes it all. Aw damn... I suck at this stuff...

K...

I predict that I will rule at golf. Know next to nothing about the game, but I am on a mission from god.

I predict... well, bad stuff in Iraq (yup, a real genius)...

A major sex scandle in the Senate involving an 80 year old and a Peurto Riccan pool boy..

Ben Affleck's non-ability to act gets noticed, and his cred finally drops to zero, serves fries.

The Pope dies.
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Offline Shuckins

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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2004, 10:38:22 PM »
THAT'S the SPIRIT Nash!!!
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2004, 10:43:05 PM »
March 2: A planetoid on an earth collision course will strike the northern pacific basin at 12:32 GMT, causing widespread distruction and a loss of 92.5% of life on earth.

March 15: Britney Spears will announce end of marriage, pushing earlier stories to the back pages.
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2004, 10:47:29 PM »
Hee Hee ^^^
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2004, 11:40:21 PM »
Lawsuits filed against Tom Green by Michael Moore.

On the New Years Eve thing he was hosting, he made a crack about MM when he was talking about the ball in NYC.  This is pretty close:

"The ball is about 1,000lbs in weight." blah blah blah, "Well, the ball is about the size of Michael Moore.  Just imagine him in a sequin suit sliding down a stripper pole and you'll get the same effect."

I laughed for a good 10 minutes afterwards. :lol
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2004, 11:44:19 PM »
Incarcerated prisoners in California will give Michael Jackson the "Thriller" he so deserves
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2004, 11:49:56 PM »
I predict the Paris Hilton porno box set will be released featuring the newly discovered "Tijuana Tapes".
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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2005, 01:04:13 AM »
Somethings gonna happen at the super bowl...

Super Bowl 39, in Jacksonville..

Yep...
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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2005, 01:25:49 AM »
Unbelievably that mule/donkey´s face looks just like Paris Hilton... same smile, ears like hair....:rofl
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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2005, 01:41:51 AM »
in essence: nothing of importance...certainly nothing that people are going to make really crappy movies about 2000 years from now anyway...
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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2005, 03:54:45 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
March 2: A planetoid on an earth collision course will strike the northern pacific basin at 12:32 GMT, causing widespread distruction and a loss of 92.5% of life on earth.

March 15: Britney Spears will announce end of marriage, pushing earlier stories to the back pages.


I'de laugh, but it's true!
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« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2005, 04:46:22 AM »
Party killer;


Anouncement of over 200,00 dead in worst natural disaster recorded.

More pressing news;

Paris Hilton marries Britney Spears, Ben Aflek chosen for maid of honor, Rosie O'Donald selected for best man. Ceremony delivered by the honorable Reverand Jesse Jackson. Reception highlighted with the circumcision of Rosie by Jesse.
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