My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.

[Habu]

I think she is being a busybody. But I said I would get a second opinion.

Here is a picture of me what do you think?

[Sandman]

I think you'll be lucky if you survive another year otherwise.

[Habu]

Hey I can still clasp my hands in front of me. You aren't really overweight if you can still do that.

[Widgeo]

Heres Habu when he had hair and a little thinner.

[wombatt]

You know when you become that big a toilet become obsolete.

[mietla]

Weight loss is overrated.

[Charon]

Widgeo just posted a picture of HotAmber25, the queen of chatroom virtual sex

Charon

[Habu]

So  I guess my diet of cheesy puffs and coke combined with an exercise program of 10 hours browsing the internet each day and 4 hours playing online flight sims is not working then.

[wombatt]

Originally posted by Habu
So  I guess my diet of cheesy puffs and coke combined with an exercise program of 10 hours browsing the internet each day and 4 hours playing online flight sims is not working then.

No and those midgets you hired to help you whip your butt should get a raise.

[LePaul]

Y'all got a hook in yer mouth.

He's grabbed a photo from the guy who lost a lotta weight...

650-Pound Man Has Lost 450 Pounds

Wednesday, January 05, 2005



SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — His recovery was slowed because of an infection, but a man who once weighed half a ton may soon leave a hospital after losing more than 450 pounds.

Patrick Deuel (search) is scheduled to go home to Valentine, Neb., on Jan. 22. He is still receiving treatment at a Sioux Falls hospital for a staph infection (search) he got in November.

Deuel said he isn't worried about returning to a former lifestyle of overeating. He will have health aides at home and a doctor will check on him regularly.

"I've learned a lot while I've been here," he told reporters Tuesday. "I'll just keep doing what I've been doing, and I think things will be fine."

Deuel weighed 1,072 pounds when he checked into Avera McKennan Hospital (search) in June. At the time, he was dying of heart failure. His doctor recommended gastric-bypass surgery but Deuel wasn't healthy enough to undergo the procedure.

The hospital staff structured an exercise program and a 1,200-calorie-a-day diet. The 420 pounds Deuel lost by late October helped control his heart problems and other health issues, including diabetes, and the stomach surgery was performed Oct. 26.

Deuel, who relies on Medicare (search) to pay his hospital bills, can't stay at the hospital indefinitely.

He now weighs about 650 pounds and hopes eventually to slim down to 240 pounds.

A tube that provides extra protein actually has slowed his weight loss. He has lost just 41 pounds since the gastric-bypass surgery.

"He's making progress," rehabilitation doctor Steven Guse said. "He's walking household distances and getting more independent. But he's still got a big challenge ahead of him."

Deuel tried many diets during his youth and early adult life, but the pounds were slow to melt off. He'd get discouraged, take comfort in old routines and return to overeating.

By the mid-1990s, he stopped leaving his house and ended up housebound for seven years. For several months last year, he couldn't leave his bed and depended on his wife, Edith, to clean and care for him.

Source:  http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,143427,00.html

The "after" pic

[wombatt]

I knew that I would never make fun of someone that big.
After all did you see the boobs on that guy!

[Masherbrum]

Originally posted by Habu
I think she is being a busybody. But I said I would get a second opinion.

Here is a picture of me what do you think?

Is your nickname Hambone? (not affiliated with AH hambone)

Karaya

[Habu]

Hey LePaul lighten up man. I don't think anyone actually believed that picture was really me. It was a joke.

Below is a picture of the real me.

[wombatt]

Originally posted by Habu
Hey LePaul lighten up man. I don't think anyone actually believed that picture was really me. It was a joke.

Below is a picture of the real me.

Boy If I didn't have a crush on Nash I would be all over you.

Here is what you are missing.

[slimm50]

Originally posted by wombatt
Here is what you are missing.


(Image removed from quote.) [/B]

Too much eye shadow for my taste.