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Offline wrag

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the roots of SH*T???
« on: January 05, 2005, 04:25:35 PM »
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It's been said we have three brains, one cobbled on top of the next. The stem is first, the reptilian brain; then the mammalian cerebellum; finally the over developed cerebral cortex.  They don't work together in awfully good harmony - hence ax murders, mobs, and socialism.

Offline Sandman

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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2005, 04:28:45 PM »
Snopes is your friend.
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Offline StarOfAfrica2

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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2005, 04:30:17 PM »
Thats a load of ****!!  Here's the REAL roots of ****.........




Here's the **** family story.

Jack **** is the only son of O. **** and Awe ****. O. ****, the fertilizer plant manager, married Awe ****, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-****. Jack **** eventually married Noe ****, and they had six children.

Holy ****, their first son, died after childbirth. Then the twins, Deep **** and Dip ****. After the twins came 2 daughters, Fulla **** and Giva ****. Their last childwas a boy, Bull ****.

Deep **** married Dumb ****, a high school drop-out. Dip **** married Lotta **** and had a son that they named Chicken ****. Fulla **** and Giva **** married the Happens' boys. The ****-Happens children are; Dog ****-Happens, Bird ****-Happens, and Horse ****-Happens. Bull **** married Pieca **** and are still awaiting Baby ****.

So, the next time someone tells you that you don't know Jack ****, not only can you tell them you do know Jack ****, but you also know the whole family!
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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2005, 04:32:21 PM »
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Originally posted by Sandman
Snopes is your friend.


ROFL, the * Nanny spoils your link there Sandman.

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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2005, 04:38:33 PM »
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ROFL, the * Nanny spoils your link there Sandman.

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Damn.. it sure did.
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