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Offline Elfie

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« on: January 06, 2005, 06:29:01 PM »
Kill a cat when they started their car in the morning? I did that a few days ago. Didnt know it was in the engine compartment when I went out to warm up the car. Stupid thing got caught in the fan belts.
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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2005, 06:42:40 PM »
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Kill a cat when they started their car in the morning? I did that a few days ago. Didnt know it was in the engine compartment when I went out to warm up the car. Stupid thing got caught in the fan belts.


If there was a Cat Killer award you sir would get one!

:aok Keep up the good work!
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2005, 07:10:42 PM »
Lol Gunslinger. Twas done by accident hehe. I went out and started the car, about the time I got back on the porch I heard a car howling, but it sounded like it was pretty far away so I paid no attention to it. When I went back out to leave for work the alternater light was on. So I shut off the car and started the truck and hurriedly scraped the frost from the windows. It wasnt until I got home from work that I found the cat in the fan belts heh.
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2005, 07:17:36 PM »
I hit a fox once at night while driving my dad's truck when i wasn't supposed to.  It got all caught up in the suspension and we really had to scrub while at the car wash to get all the crap out.
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Offline Elfie

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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2005, 07:24:30 PM »
I didnt have to do any cleaning really, there was hardly any blood at all. If the car wasnt front wheel drive the story might be different though. As it is the fan isnt at the front of the motor its at the front of the car. (Engine sits in the engine comparment sideways) All I had to do was pull the carcass out and put one belt back on and the car was fine......cat didnt even have a collar or tags so someone is probably wondering when their cat is gonna come home.
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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2005, 07:24:38 PM »
Does killing a cat that walks on your car count?
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2005, 08:19:32 PM »
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Does killing a cat that walks on your car count?


:rofl
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2005, 08:24:59 PM »
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I didnt have to do any cleaning really, there was hardly any blood at all. If the car wasnt front wheel drive the story might be different though. As it is the fan isnt at the front of the motor its at the front of the car. (Engine sits in the engine comparment sideways) All I had to do was pull the carcass out and put one belt back on and the car was fine......cat didnt even have a collar or tags so someone is probably wondering when their cat is gonna come home.


If it's head is still in tact take pictures and them post them on some "Cat Found" posters all over the neighborhood!  ;)
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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2005, 08:50:17 PM »
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If it's head is still in tact take pictures and them post them on some "Cat Found" posters all over the neighborhood!  ;)


The head is still intact. The only visible damage was the left front leg was torn off along with some skin/fur along its belly. (I suspect it died from shock)

Your suggestion might be a bit cruel if a child saw the poster and came looking for his/her pet. :(  At the least I would feel like a major jerk.

That said, your suggestion is funny. :rofl Although it is to late to implement it. I put the carcass in the trash and lucky for me 15 minutes later the trashmen came ;)
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2005, 08:51:28 PM »
I take it you dont much like cats Gunslinger? hehe
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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2005, 08:56:46 PM »
I was just kidding, I have two cats that I tolerate, if not like, and I have had the misfortune of having to untangle cat parts from a fanbelt.  They like the warmth.

I would just LIKE to kill the cats that walk on my car, I would not actually do it.
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2005, 08:59:08 PM »
Hey gunny:

"If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."

- Some American guy who was pretty damned smart, I think he wrote a few books.
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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2005, 09:02:17 PM »
Meet Petrie.  Her nickname is kickstand.  When she was young, she got caught in the fanbelt of a car and it nearly ripped her right rear leg off.  Someone found her and took her to the nearby university vet school and they fixed her up.  She gets around fine, but when she sits, her rear right legs sticks out a bit like a kickstand.

If you park your car outside at night, always toot the horn before you start it.



ps.  This pic is from my bachelor days.  Hence the pile of dirty laundry laying on the floor of my room.
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2005, 09:08:50 PM »
Before you guys report me to PETA I don't actually condone nore enjoy the killing of innocent kittys.  MY WIFE OWNS a cat, I call her "fat prettythang" or "crack head" cause she qualifies for both.  

At night she attacks my German shepard and gets the dog to chase her all over the house for sport.  My German shepard hasnt caught her yet but I won't bat an eye when she does.  It just freaks me out because I think somone is breaking into the house.
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Offline spitfiremkv

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« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2005, 09:50:53 PM »
that cat died because I masturbated
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