My son is a monstor!

[lazs2]

neilsen... if it weren't for the frozen pizza and the ice bears.... I would go over to your house and hang it for you.

lazs

[Gunslinger]

I found this thread searching for something else and it brought a laugh and a tear to my eye.  Family, something truely to be thankfull of.

[FuBaR]

Originally posted by B17Skull12
buy him a peewee 50 dirt bike.  all problems solved no question asked.

But yes i have seen it happen gun.  btw cearal is bad, very.  I haven't eaten the stuff since 3 or 4 yeas ago.

Masturbation causes hairy palms and blindness, and cell phones cause tumors.


No comment on stopping anything.

[Sandman]

Originally posted by Gunslinger

He's TWO!  I cannot wait for the TWOs to be over and look at the THREES and say "bring it on!"

"Two" is just practice for "Three". It gets much worse. By the time he's three, he'll be good at it.

You'll have to wait until he's four before you'll get a break.

[Gunslinger]

Originally posted by Sandman
"Two" is just practice for "Three". It gets much worse. By the time he's three, he'll be good at it.

You'll have to wait until he's four before you'll get a break.

This is an old thread and I was feeling nastalgic.  He's Three now and still a monster sometimes but I love him all the same.  He's starting to talk back now and get angry wich is really cute if you ask me.

[nirvana]

Well wtf?  My parents raised me, divorced when I was 7, or in that range, and I would down 2 soda's a day (remember Surge? supposedly had twice the caffeine of Mountain Dew ).  Of course this was a time in which I was outside most of the time playing so I didn't have time to screw around with the house.  At one time my mom said we had $10 to live off one week, it wasn't hard to understand.  Punishment was nearly non existant when I was at my dad's or my mom's, same when they were together.  I think I was grounded once, for about 10 minutes.  I'm 16, my sister is 18, neither of us have ever been in any trouble.


I'm never against a good paddling though, my cousin has had the experience of a 12 inch pine paddle striking his hind quarters a few times.

[Maverick]

Gun,

Just wait until the TEEN years!!!:O

Seriously, even though they make you so angry you could just scream, these years will seem to fly past and you'll be laughing about the memories when they are just memories. Then you can get to enjoy being a grandparent, spoil the grandkids, wind them up tight on candy and sugar, then give them back to your kids with a wink saying, pay back is a ***** isn't it.