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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2005, 02:43:32 PM »
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i dont mean that ice soccer rubbish from the USA.


You mean Canada.
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« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2005, 03:03:58 PM »
At least soccer has rules that make sense...

Now Cricket OTOH is for total idiots. I mean they just make the stuff up as they play.... anyone can do it.

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« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2005, 03:22:20 PM »
Yeah it MUST be gay, I'll run ANY of you into the ground and I haven't played in over 13 years.  I played for 14 years and can still at my age of 31, just run, run.  I still run 5 miles, 4 days a week Spring to Fall.  

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« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2005, 03:32:13 PM »
How odd I always heard that It was the  most physically demanding sport in the world.
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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2005, 03:41:28 PM »
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At least soccer has rules that make sense...

Now Cricket OTOH is for total idiots. I mean they just make the stuff up as they play.... anyone can do it.


Someone must have lobbed a googley at you and made the over with the stumps.  ;)

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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2005, 03:43:40 PM »
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thats because you suck at it.


That's not nice......!   We just need someone to tell us what the Hell that game is about.

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« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2005, 03:44:46 PM »
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How odd I always heard that It was the  most physically demanding sport in the world.


Professional Mid-fielders run on average 10 miles per game and most of it is a full out sprint..

I played soccer for about 10 years growing up, and yes its very demanding..

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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2005, 03:47:15 PM »
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Professional Mid-fielders run on average 10 miles per game and most of it is a full out sprint..

I played soccer for about 10 years growing up, and yes its very demanding..


Yeah I was tall and skinny in High school and found that soccer was not my game LOL.
It is very hard on the knees i found.

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« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2005, 03:57:24 PM »
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yes, i think one is hockey, and i mean the grass version of hockey, i dont mean that ice soccer rubbish from the USA.


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« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2005, 04:03:21 PM »
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Soccer sucks.  Its borring and the scores are low. No excitement.

What is really fun is waching the CUBs play for 4 hours with a score of 0 - 0.  Now thats fun and exciting.  For reall extreme fun times, you can always watch the BEARS throw 3 yard passes on 3rd and 20 (and drop them).  However the score is not borring like a soccer 3 to 2.  The score is 14 to 3 baby.

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Well, a TD in American Footie is worth seven points (if is is converted).  Right?  So a 14-3 score would equate to something like 2 goals and a missed penalty or something like that in soccer :P

Be honest, American Football is a ***** sport compared to soccer.  They carry more items of 'protection' than a Dutch hooker on a working night.

There is certainly oodles more skill involved in playing football.  It is much easier to direct the ball with the hands (American football).  In 'soccer' only 1 player can use his hands, the goalkeeper, except at throw-ins of course.  Try throwing a ball in to the air and bouncing it on your fist.  Now try it using your feet...

Also, we get to play against more people and teams from hundreds of countries.  We have tons of tournaments, both at club and internation level.  Oh that's another thing you cant have with American soccer - internationals :D  Unless of course you make a USA 'A' team and USA 'B' team and you can play for something like the US Cup :rofl

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« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2005, 04:33:26 PM »
:lol Good One Dred.

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« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2005, 04:36:07 PM »
Unless of course you make a USA 'A' team and USA 'B' team and you can play for something like the US Cup. \Originally posted by Glas\

Glas, such a tournament will be named simply American Cup.    :D

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« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2005, 04:43:33 PM »
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Soccer sucks.  Its borring and the scores are low. No excitement.

What is really fun is waching the CUBs play for 4 hours with a score of 0 - 0.  Now thats fun and exciting.  For reall extreme fun times, you can always watch the BEARS throw 3 yard passes on 3rd and 20 (and drop them).  However the score is not borring like a soccer 3 to 2.  The score is 14 to 3 baby.

And don't get me started on the Bulls

:D :D :D :D


Wait.... try multiplying the score by 7....  And....

WOAH! ITS 21 TO 14!  NOW THINGS ARE FREAKING EXCITING!
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« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2005, 04:48:01 PM »
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Unless of course you make a USA 'A' team and USA 'B' team and you can play for something like the US Cup. \Originally posted by Glas\

Glas, such a tournament will be named simply American Cup.    :D


I wonder who the first winners would be :lol

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« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2005, 04:52:25 PM »
YOUR SO CALLED FOOTBALL COMES FROM RUGBY,WICH MAKES AMERICAN FOOTBALL A RUGBY WITH BODY ARMOR.
 EUR.FOOTBALL OR RUGBY DO NOT HAVE ALL THAT CRAP(HELM AND EXT.) SO WHOS GAY NOW?
WHY FOOT BALL,THEY HARDLY EVER PLAY  WITH FEET.