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Offline Citabria

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« on: January 10, 2005, 10:33:04 AM »
flying in ah2 and everything is so small and all squirmy and nothing holds still long enough to shoot at.

everything moves and flops around so fast

takes a thousand rounds to land 3 bullets

cant keep anything still enough to shoot anyway and end up flying around to get shot down after spraying ammo all over in vain.

back in my day we had ms twisty sticks and big fat targets and huge hit bubbles and death ray lazers and all the planes looked much bigger and the horizon didnt cause vertigo like the moving flat line fog horizon does today.

so its clear we need a senior citizens MA for those to slow and bored with shooting at micro-organisms from pont blank range and missing even when they hold still.

big fat dumb and happy targets that are eazy to hit and easy to kill. to old and decrepid to turn much or do any kind of evading.

by god bring back the geriatrics!
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Offline Flyboy

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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2005, 10:38:32 AM »
fester looking for ez kills?
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Offline Citabria

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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2005, 10:44:38 AM »
no looking for fun instead of frustration.
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Offline Delirium

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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2005, 11:15:46 AM »
Silat still flies in the MA, how much of an older crowd do you want?

(knows he better check 6 the next time Silat is online)

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Offline TheFox

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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2005, 11:56:32 AM »
Agreed !!

55 and overs sign up here !!
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Offline Flossy

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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2005, 12:00:59 PM »
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Agreed !!

55 and overs sign up here !!
Dam, I'm too young!  Make it 50 and overs?  :)
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2005, 12:53:10 PM »
You ok Fester?
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Offline sax

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Re: Senior Citizens MA
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2005, 01:19:39 PM »
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so its clear we need a senior citizens MA for those to slow and bored with shooting at micro-organisms from pont blank range and missing even when they hold still.

big fat dumb and happy targets that are eazy to hit and easy to kill. to old and decrepid to turn much or do any kind of evading.

by god bring back the geriatrics!


Hear Hear , since I started playing this game I've gotten bi-foculs, arthritis in both hands and one knee , hearing has gotten to the point that I have no idea if vox is working or not , hordes have made it impossible to go afk for my many pee breaks , I have no idea where I'm going or how I got there and if by chance I do get there I do as Cit says , waste it all on one con punk who accuses me on open channel of alt f4 soes I don't die.
At least bring back easymode bombing so we have something to do.
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Offline bustr

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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2005, 01:44:08 PM »
Is this a vote for a "Relaxed Realism" AH2 arena???????????????????????:eek:
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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

Offline Citabria

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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2005, 01:46:37 PM »
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Is this a vote for a "Relaxed Realism" AH2 arena???????????????????????:eek:


mmmmm worms
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Offline bustr

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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2005, 01:56:22 PM »
Fester, I like your allegory. Hmmmmm yess if they would just stop wiggling those minute<-----(really microscopic teensy weensy) spitball receptors, and if I had a million more spitballs, I might just hit one once a week.:)
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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

Offline Ohio43

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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2005, 02:24:56 PM »
cute post.  Maybe you can even get Hightech to install bi-focal glass built into the cockpit window, a 70's-style flip-down green sun visor, white wall tires on the planes (with moon hubcaps), a bullet sensor indicator to advise you visually when your plane is getting hit. A free subscription to AAA auto club (non premium service..if they have to tow your plane over 4 miles, you pay the difference), large side mirrors and rear view mirror.  Oh ya, and MUST have turn signals  (can't have collisions out there now)
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Offline Zaphod

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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2005, 04:17:53 PM »
Ohio43 wrote:

 white wall tires on the planes (with moon hubcaps),

Can I have this? :)

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Offline Zaphod

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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2005, 04:19:41 PM »
Ohio43 wrote:

Oh ya, and MUST have turn signals (can't have collisions out there now)

I'd just leave my left one on all the time....and turn right!

 I could be tricky! :)

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Offline aSTAR

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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2005, 06:19:51 PM »
Is there a 70 MA GROUP:confused:

I did all my flying when gas was 25c a gallon:aok

OH well let the young uns keep paying into SS;)

Love America.:D
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