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Offline eskimo2

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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2005, 04:49:47 PM »
Why would I want to read when I'm taking a dump?  When do you read when taking a dump?  I don't get it; it takes about 10 seconds.  

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« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2005, 04:53:27 PM »
but but... if you spill a bit the bubbles make it all the more fun!
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« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2005, 04:54:02 PM »
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Why would I want to read when I'm taking a dump?  When do you read when taking a dump?  I don't get it; it takes about 10 seconds.  

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Well without getting to personal.
Some people are either old and constipated or are on medication and constipated or are liberals and constipated either way it takes some people longer driver the porcelain bus than others.

Thats why they made the padded lids you know.
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« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2005, 04:54:09 PM »
i read these posts when i evacuate.  that way, it feels like ive lost nothing at all.:)
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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2005, 05:01:54 PM »
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i read these posts when i evacuate.  that way, it feels like ive lost nothing at all.:)


LOL If you got a computer in the crapper you really need to get out more often:D
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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2005, 05:09:05 PM »
Originally posted by eskimo2:
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it takes about 10 seconds


     What? Do you have a bung hole the size of a manhole or something(or something)?

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Offline G0ALY

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Re: Re: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2005, 05:23:38 PM »
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Well at least she didnt catch you perched on the bowl drinking a beer and playing AH....

Oh wait, she has :)


Yes, she has :)

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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2005, 06:09:01 PM »
What can one say:rofl :eek:
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« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2005, 06:29:21 PM »
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Originally posted by eskimo2:


     What? Do you have a bung hole the size of a manhole or something(or something)?

 :confused:


When its time to dump, its time to dump.  Not much different than taking a wizz, is it?  Seriously, are you guys constipated most of the time?  How long does it take you folks to go?  

I'm the one whose confused.

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« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2005, 06:32:55 PM »
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When its time to dump, its time to dump.  Not much different than taking a wizz, is it?  Seriously, are you guys constipated most of the time?  How long does it take you folks to go?  

I'm the one whose confused.

eskimo


this thread is going rapidly down the....... I just couldn't resist:D
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« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2005, 06:35:17 PM »
I like to take my time and make sure the chute is completely empty. My wife, however, will take 2 or 3 dumps inside of a half hour.

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« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2005, 06:50:20 PM »
Constipated
Readers
Anticipating
Poop

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« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2005, 06:57:48 PM »
could understand the concern, if she'd caught you in the middle of a masturbation session.
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Offline Habu

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« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2005, 07:34:48 PM »
My wife almost caught me doing the same thing one time.

Fortunately I had time to ditch the beer grab a porno mag and start to masterbate before she opened the door.

She never suspected a thing.
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« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2005, 08:05:14 PM »
You have to understand, the bathroom can be an escape. I work in a very crowded, loud and unpleasant environment.

I come home to where my wife is babysitting 5 kids… none of them mine… the oldest being 3 years of age.

10 minutes of peace and quiet on the bowl can be paradise on earth.
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